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IdoIdo/Marchen is Kagachi

Roman is Zeta

I think Seisen no Iberia would be Ristaccia

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Pardon me Fraulein Elisabeth, but you are crushing my arm.

Am I or am I not?

That line is very cliche if you ask me. You're jealous again about you-know-who, aren't you? Why don't you just give him up and move on? He isn't the only man out there that you can love.

After all, he is only doing nothing but hurting and breaking your poor beautiful heart. It doesn't please me when I see a woman with a broken heart nor does it please me to see a man breaking a woman's heart.

And do you think I would ever listen to you when it comes to him?! How dare you speak ill of him!

...What is this? Mar is married to--

He's married to... a God! A-A... Do I dare say anything else?!

I keep telling you that your precious fiancee didn't have a heart for you anymore. Then again he no longer has a heart in general.

Herr Ehrenberg!

My apologies, Dame Therese.

........

-lolsmirk- You guys can do better than that, can't you?

I think we've been exposed.

Don't worry. He's quite a softy. I doubt he would hurt us.

I'll be the one to hurt him. And why are we in these ridiculous costumes again? I never signed up for this. I'll get back at you, Tettere.

That is Prince Tettere to you, Peasant.

You are not a prince for the last time!

Could you two just shut up already?

I hate to break it to you guys, but he's gone now.

Huh? -Leontius, Laurencin, Erhard and Tettere look around. Marchen really was gone.-

/Someplace elsewhere/

My, such imbeciles they are, allowing him to get through so easily.

Don't get your hopes up now, Ido.

I sort of wish I could have took his place, but rules are rules.

Just wait until he goes into the third room where many men have failed to pass through.

The third room?

/Marchen is outside of the third room. The sign of the third room reads "Paradise"/

Paradise? -Marchen opens the door to the third room-

--!

Welcome to Paradise!

Oh Maaaaaar~♥

Mar~♥

Mar-darling~♥

G-Guten abend, ladies.

-All the girls walk up to him, surround him and stroke him just about everywhere. Mostly his face-

Ladies, please--

You may seem pale, but you have such soft skin♥

D-Danke, Schnee.

/Elsewhere/

Oh no... Mar, come on! You can make it through!

Do you really think somebody like him could possibly make it out of a room filled with beautiful women in bathing suits, mini skirts or some other type of clothing for women of the sort?

/Now back to Marchen's side of this... chat-drama thing/

-Layla grabs his bottom- I didn't know you had such a cozy bottom.

Layla, please keep your hands to yourself.

If you need help opening gates, please allow me to assist you.

Lafrenze--

Dearest Mar... -With her own hands, Melissa cupped both of his cheeks, her face was very close to his- You should stay with me for the night. I would be upset if you denied my wishes.

Melissa... -Marchen finally faints-

/Elsewhere/

Nooo! Mar!

Oh liebeling, why did this have to happen to you?

-Sirius laughs- Oh man what a scene that was! Did you see each and every one of the looks on his face? -Sirius laughs again-

So Elisabeth, have you decided whether you would like to go on the roof top or not?

-Elisabeth holds up the X sign which means she chooses not to go to the roof top-

That's five so far, Sirius!

Alright!

Darling, return to us~!

..............

But fuck dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat I have never regretted anythang. This is mah life.

I be neither a von Wettin nor a von Sachsen.

I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

I be simply Elisabeth.

I luddd you, thatz all there is.