#idiotbaker

         Ah, yes, another one of his photo shoots were just placed into a magazine. He could recognize his ass anywhere, really. Some people thought it was strange (read: all people) but in his opinion it was completely normal. So now, of course, he had to show some strangers these glossy pictures of his ass accompanied by the woman hanging off him in a supposed to be sexy pose. Honestly, he was only paying attention to his ass. "Hey...Hey, look." Pointing frantically at the image, enthusiasm evident in his bright smile. "That's my ass!"