#ideaphoria

Ya know the longer I live the more I'm convinced that I'm living in some Truman show kind of reality TV thing and that god loves to watch me suffer

So apparently all I do while drunk now is talk about my lab research and make Caesar puns

Me: why am I so tired and sore all the time? I do nothing physical ever Uterus: 👀👀 hello kids it's time for 😈😈😈 Blood Waterfall™ 💀💀💀💀💀💀

I took two tests today and also had a paper due and I just cracked the fuck out of my phone screen.. On the plus side I don’t have rehearsal tonight or any homework due tomorrow.  I’m gonna go eat a lot of chocolate and marathon X Files

I wonder if I can program and watch X Files at the same time... lets find out

Vines are so good. Like If it's a good one you can say "damn how the hell was this 6 seconds" and watch it 12 more times But if it's shit you don't gotta sit there and fake smile for five whole minutes like when your little cousin shows you Charlie the unicorn and you gotta pretend to be amused