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a/n: Good morning, people! It's nearly half past midnight but my brain is currently overrun with thoughts of the one and only Suna Rintaro so watch me simp here 😏 -Jo, 6 June 2024

This was all because of that Ishikawa reel you saw on instagram omggg

firstly, we only see Suna in season 4 but he's made such a huge impression on us because...

He's the silent hot boy type

You notice his obsession to film the most interesting/funny things e.g. whenever the Miya twins fight etc imo that's just him being observant and trying to capture memories so like, if he was your boyfriend/husband, he'd definitely make time and effort to capture special moments with you

His flashbacks when Kita steps onto the court just demonstrate that he's someone who tries to find shortcuts (when possible) to complete his tasks (lazy hot?? but also not quite??) The fact is that even if he doesn't find an easier way out, he still continues to press on to finish whatever task is at hand

Sometime in S4, Ukai Junior says that Suna's one of the shortest middle blockers but that he's super effective in both his blocking and spiking strategies because because BECAUSE HIS CORE MUSCLES ARE WELL BUILT ASQWDEFGSEFRGHD YES, HE HAS ABS. AND I'M POSITIVELY CERTAIN THAT THEY'RE ROCK HARD OKAY (fictional characters making me go feral?? Y E S) also WHAT EVEN HE'S OVER 1.85 METRES TALL PRE-TIMESKIP GUESS WHAT - HE'S 1.91 METRES TALL POST-TIMESKIP QWFEGWQDTFYGH

all in all, mister Suna enchants me because he's observant, he would make me tremble and shiver in real life if he simply glances at me At the same time, you kinda end up fantasising about this mysterious guy who sorta keeps to himself (compared to the twins cuz they're just loud LOL) You would want to know more about this guy albeit discreetly because you wouldn't want him to think that you're a creepy weirdo stalker. If he's managing Inarizaki's volleyball team account, he's definitely gonna post some funny-arse stuff about the twins too I guess that's it for my simp post!! it's like simping for Meian Shugo all over again AND THIS MAN HAS THE AUDACITY TO NOT EVEN BE ANIMATED YET AAAAAAAAA

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Atsumu and Bokuto: S C R E A M ™

Sakusa: *gagging*

Hinata: oh it's a cockroach *grabs insecticide*

Hinata: *sprays*

*cockroach falls into the floor and starts scurrying around / flying around but it’s half-dead*

Atsumu and Bokuto : *running away and screaming like headless chickens*

Hinata: *aggressively spraying*

Sakusa: *gagging in the corner*

MEANWHILE, at home:

Lyssa, sees cockroach: ew. Tsumu, please get it out of here

Atsumu: *acts tough*

*sprays insecticide*

(same thing happens)

Atsumu: *shrieks and scrambles up the wall*

(in the end, Lyssa’s the one hitting it with a slipper before flushing it down the toilet bowl)

ART DOES NOT BELONG TO US. CREDITS TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF THE ARTWORK. (thank you!)

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Teacher, taking attendance: Miya-chan. is Miya-chan present in school today-

Lyssa and Tsumu's kids:

Jo and Samu's kids:

Ryūjin: *raises hand* sensei, which Miya are you referring to?

Teacher: *deceased*

fun fact: there are a total of *counts* 15 Miyas including Tsumu and Samu’s parents :)

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Lyssa, after a physics exam: that paper kicked my arse

Tsumu: well guess what, bubba? your arse kicked that paper right back! >:)

Lyssa:

Lyssa:

Lyssa: AYYY NEWTON'S THIRD LAW FOR THE WIN *cheers*

next episode : Meian pt. 2

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welcome to the house of crack! ✨✨

here, you’ll find excerpts from our daily conversations. some of them are fictional, some are legit. either way, it’s pretty entertaining so we hope you’ll enjoy this series :)

— season 1 :

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Jo: Lyssa what do you think of this?

Lyssa: wait, sorry, i’m too busy thinking of Hajime's hugs 😭😭