Neptune: (Walks down hall, Notices writing)

WANT SOME SUGAR~?

Neptune: (Shivers at blood, Answers scroll)

Weiss: (Via scroll) Next up is a ranking match. Win, and you will be 2nd. Lose, and you will go to Hell. Before you fight, please use the restroom. When you are ready, head inside. Good luck, Neptune. Trust your aura. And descend into the Land of Darkness.

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Neptune: (Enters room, Alarm blares)

Nora: (Cracks Magnhild against live target) BOOM~! (More targets follow) CRACK~! WHAM~! HAHAHA~!

Neptune: (Watching all this) This is insane!

Nora: (Sighs) What a day, what a day~! I need a drink~! Drier than an aged pussy here. (Steps, Looks) Huh? Hang on a sec. (Approaches mini-fridge, Grabs syrup can, Chugs fermented syrup) Ah~! (Belches) Damn, that's smooth~!

Neptune: (Quirks brow)

Target: (Hit in head by can)

Nora: I feel alive again~! (Grabs can) Want one?

Neptune: Pass.

Nora: (Walks to couch, Kicks back) Pop quiz; Why am I such an angry bitch? Seriously, it doesn't matter how many I kill, it's all the same. Yeah, they're all gonna pay. WITH. THEIR. LIVES.

Neptune: Well, aren't you a bad girl~?

Nora: And who the fuck are you to look at me like that?! This is my job! I have to keep doing this! (Crushes can, Tosses)

Neptune: You're not an assassin. You're just some pervert with a killing fetish.

Nora: Don't you think you're repeating yourself? Don't even think about looking down on me. You think you're hot shit, but you're not! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! (Grabs Magnhild, Points at him) C'MON~!

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Nora: (Whips out flask, Chugs whole thing)

Neptune: ???

Nora: (Blows on Magnhild, Crushes dust)

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Nora: YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Neptune: (Runs her through with Tri-Hard) Naughty girls like you need spankings!

Nora: I think you forgot; I'M A BAD GIRL~! (Hits with Magnhild)

Neptune: ARGH! (Falls back)

Nora: (Stumbles forward, Swings down)

Neptune: (Blocking)

Nora: (Breathing haggard) I... won't lose... I... will never... lose...

Neptune: Fine! Fine! You win!

Nora: (Lifts, Falls on him) Y-Yes~! I've won~! (Giggles, Drops)

Neptune: ...

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Goon: On behalf of Weiss Schnee, I am here to officially announce you as Rank Second.

Neptune: Thanks... That was a close one... (Limping away) Heh... Almost didn't make it...

Goon: It was a fine fight, sir.

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Weiss: Neptune? Hello? Weiss: Next up is a ranked match. Win, and rank 3 is yours. Lose, and you're sitting on Salem's lap. Weiss: Did you have any sweet dreams? If you didn't dream about me, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, I SWEAR! And if I ever hear you say another woman's name in your sleep, you'll wake up the next morning with your trident missing! GOT IT?! Weiss: Anyway~! Make sure you use the bathroom first. Then, once you are ready, step inside~. Weiss: Also, don't go getting any funny ideas, Neptune. Our relationship has not changed at all. You are still a creep and a loser. Seriously, where do you think you're heading? You have LEGIONS of more powerful foes out there. Never forget that, keep your feet on the ground, head out of the clouds and wear a stiff upper lip. Weiss: I am... 3 billion, 603 million, 218 percent certain you will die here. But trust your aura, and descend into the Land of Darkness~!

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Theodore: (Blocking silver power blast)

Neptune: Master!

Theodore: STAY BACK! This fight is mine, so back off! (Flinches) WHAT IS THAT?!

Zwei: (Plods into view, Barks)

Theodore: A puppy? Haha... You scared me for a second there, little pup-

Neptune: MASTER!

Theodore: Hm? (Hit with another blast, Pressed into wall) RGH! How could I have been so...

Neptune: I'm coming, Master!

Theodore: DO NOT INTERFERE! This is a duel! Don't do anything stupid!

Neptune: But...

Theodore: I have nothing left to teach you! Always aim for the top! Remember... Master your weapon and the power will be yours... RRRRRAAAAAAGH-!

Neptune: MASTER! (Falls to his knees) NOOOOOOO!

Zwei: (Plods away)

Maria: (Walks closer, Goggles on eyes) Men... Ignorant to the last... They get older and older but they never learn.

Neptune: Are you the 3rd ranked assassin, (Stands, Turns) bitch?

Maria: (Taps goggles) What did you say, dear?

Neptune: I asked if you were ranked 3rd.

Maria: (Goggles glowing) What are you saying?

Neptune: For the love of- I said, are you the 3rd ranked assassin, grandma?!

Maria: (Goggles whirring) Could you say that again? I'm a little hard of hearing these days.

Neptune: ...ARE?! YOU?! RANKED?! THIRD?!

Maria: Ah, there we go. Yes, sweetheart, I am. (Goggles now big FOFU cannons) That should do it. Can you see? Pah! All men are idiots! You're barely even worth the effort! You could live a dog's age and it still wouldn't be enough! Still, I can't help but love morons who have no regard for their own lives~!

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Neptune: (Chops down telephone pole)

Maria: (Domino effect breaks goggles)

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Neptune: (Digs Tri-Hard into goggle, Bisects)

Maria: (Stumbles back as he lands in front) Not bad, kid~.

Neptune: Damn right. I'm an apprentice of my master.

Maria: Headmaster Theodore. He was a good man, and I hope you'll be twice as good as he is.

Neptune: Count on it.

Maria: Here's a little present before I go~. (Pecks his cheek) Take care of yourself~.

Neptune: See you on the other side. (Decapitates)

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Weiss: Congratulations. You are officially ranked 3rd. (Picks up Maria's head, Tosses)

Thug: (Catches, Groans)

Neptune: (Walking by) Just two more to go...