ive been reading a bit about charlie kirk.. more than i would have read than if he were still alive, for sure. it seems to me that the one person most qualified to kill charlie kirk, was charlie kirk. which got me thinking, what if it turns out that charlie kirk isnt actually dead? i mean what if it was a lot of decent special efx, and the guy actually missed? could charlie kirk then be a primary suspect (or "person of interest" emphasis on "waning) in the shooting? would charlie kirk still be qualified to fly the starship entranceprize to mars with katy perry and elon musk's 39 illegitimate children? or at least maybe take the ones with math problems in their names? cuz those kids i dont think are going to want to be anywhere near a junior high school with a name that translates into "negative pi squared divided by zero to the nth degree" at least not beyond the sixth grade.. there's just way too many insulting nickname possibilities once you start recycling math problems into kid's names. also, if kirk cant fly the starship (bc dead/wounded/hiding) do you think they could get sulu to get the job done? or would an openly gay starship captain taking the job away from a self-important bigot and hateful republican shit-stir/mass-murder encouraging 2nd amendment promoting nazi sympathizer with a heart of lead (npi) just a bit more irony than the intensely ironic situation as reported might actually require? plus the fact that the cops arrested somebody right away, and then sorta let'em go(?) all the facts when added together sorta says to me that there are a great many strange forces at work these days in utah, and some may not even be mormon.. or even polygamists for that matter.. def not trans.. in utah?.. def not acknowledging it anyway.. next thing you know the cops (read:ice-pork) will be giving roadside hernia exams to every driver in the state trying to find the one with the question mark next to "sex:" on their driver's license, and an adam's apple .. where the prunes used to be.. amiright? ..ohmaybemaybenot..
one news cycle at a time.. we'll see..
