#ic as hell

tagged by: i stole it. tagging: @warpaved​ 💖

“I STILL EXIST, PEOPLE! I LIVE!!”

“Been practically just nuttin’ during concerts and getting embarassingly drunk, but it’s metal, so it’s fine!! What up? Eh? Somethin’ absolutely dope happening here, or is it the graveyard it usually is--??”

“HAPPY FATHER’S DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, DAD!!!!”

“There is a minion here? Uh, who’re you, duck fest?”

“....I’m Raca. I can reach your boobs, did you know that? Pros of being a minion.”

“...I still find ‘em stupid and adorable at th’ same time ‘cause it’s fucking small pants, man. Small booty, adherent shorts----”

Ylena had a fucking wild night, that’s what. Not like she wasn’t used to it-- no, the exact contrary, it was like a daily routine, at this point-- but it usually happened during the weekend. Today just happened to be a weekday, during the last days of school before summer break would begin; and what’s the best way to party the oncoming vacations?

Why, go to a concert and get your ass drunk as fuck, of course!! Add some more beer bought at the local convenience store to drink by herself at the playground near said store, and add texting a friend so he could come around and keep an eye on her, and here’s the current situation. Don’t forget the facepainting, which was smudged there and there-- she still looked complexively a mess, either way.

“I was jus’--- partyin’, mannnnnn! ‘s the end of school, ‘course I woulda’ get my ass drunk-- whaaat, ya got something against it? I’m not in the mood for lectures, y’hear?” hic! “Juuuus’ wanna--... Hey, can you hand me a beer can??”