#ibsposting

I want to thank James Acaster and his 6 filmed comedy specials for being my constant companion these last few days as I've been stuck on thr toilet at work

babygirl I can't digest things you've never even heard of

I think if you get diarrhea at work you should be sent home with a full day's pay

I always worry that bar and club employees think I'm doing coke in their bathrooms because of how frequently I'm in their but I actually just have IBS

as a person with IBS hearing people be like "oh no i can't poop in a public restroom, I just HAVE to wait till I get home" is baffling to me. what is that like?? how does it feel to have that luxury? to live life on the edge like that? do you know that you have a super power?

IBS is cool it's like "hey are you enjoying your anxiety attack? Would some diarrhea help?"

pray for me and remind me to never eat spicy food again no matter how good it tastes

my butthole is trying to escape girl we have studying to do!!!