ahh!! i haven’t even gotten the theme done much less the bio bUt i will link u soon, don’t worry.

     “I can’t get through to her. Whatever I say...her hearts too big to listen. Has she talked to YOU at all?”

“This is your third time here in a week. I know the food here’s good, but should I be worried about your health?”

“So I was thinking- I’m making a new flavour of pizza, and I’d like you to be the first to try it. Funnily enough, it’s called the Super Smokin’ Saucer.”

      ❝ okay you don’t know what you’re talking about          so maybe STOP talking. ❞

❛  interesting. you turn molecular structures into  c o m b u s t i b l e  energy.  show  me  more ! . . . my child.  ❜     his figure appeared just as a ghost would ; unwelcome and feared for only a moment.

   ❝ Alright, so this guy is being a total dick to me, and I’m super fed up because I just wanna be throwing back shots, so I pull off my ring and just say, “take this cock ring as a memory of how much I don’t give a fuck about you.” And he just looks sooo pissed, and his friends start howling. It was great. Trust me.  ❞