(half shitpost)
things i've learned from vocaloid:
do not take candy from a stranger (candycookiechocolate) (serious)
you should transition (when spring comes roundtable reprise) (ego renegade boy) (half-serious)
if the world is ending then take the hallucinogen-laced lollipop that looks like teto's hair that the little teto gremlin that lives under your bed gave you (doomer) (shitpost)
hypnotizing your friends is okay (mesmerizer) (shitpost)
you will never be forgiven if your apology isn't serious. (tetoris) (serious)
GAMBLING IS GOOD!!!!! (scratch (leave you startstruck)) (shitpost)
you are a laughing stock. if people don't laugh, there is something wrong. (Iaughtrack/LAUGHTRACK) (shitpost...?)









