#ianmanachavitz

MARK- “Seriously, Ian could you put on something so we can talk, please?”

IAN- “Why, it never bothered you before. Why should now be any different? I mean you’ve seen me like this probably hundreds of times and never even mentioned it. I mean I saw you that one time when you were----”

MARK- “I know, I know don’t remind me, okay? But after we moved here, you started going around nude all the time and I didn’t want to make you feel like you couldn’t do what you wanted in your own place, so I never said anything, but I need to tell you something.”

IAN- “What, that you liked it?  I know that, Mark. Why do you think I was doing it? You weren’t getting any dates, and I thought I could at least give you something to look at, and you looked a lot, Mark.”

MARK- “Sure...man, I looked. I mean it’s hard to miss... but, Ian, it’s different now, okay. I’m engaged to Seth. I can’t be having thoughts about, well you and me?”

IAN- “Ohhhh? So, you were looking at me. I knew it! So what kind of thoughts have you had about you and me, Mark, huh?  Tell me, I am curious now.”

MARK- “Would you please, just put something on?”

IAN- “Not until you tell me about your impure thoughts, I am sure they were impure. Right?”

MARK- “It was your fault, you kissed me that one night we were out, and... well I liked it, and then after that you started going around like this. I had all kinds of thoughts about what we could do if you were gay, but I of course would never act out on them because you’re straight.”

IAN- “And you acted all holy and pure on that TV show.  Telling those other two guys that all they thought about was sex, and here you were all the while thinking about having sex with your straight room mate. Ironic, isn’t it? And for the record. I am not straight, Mark. I am Bi. Just so you know.”

MARK- “Huh?”

IAN- “Yep, I have had relations with dudes, Mark. Quite a few over the years actually. Why do you think I was cool when you came out. I was hoping we could be friends with benefits, but you never took the bait, so to speak.”

MARK- “You never... I mean I didn’t know.  If I would---

IAN- “You would have what? Hooked up with me, Mark? You would have wouldn’t you? That’s what you were about to say wasn’t it. Well here I am, and you know now...

As he says this he grabs Mark pulls him into him and....

MARK- “Argmhshia!’