who gives a damn (about the family you come from)Â by @lizard-overlord (iamnotalizard) (9381 words)
Extremely well written alternate universe where Diego is Five’s dad, outsider POV is Patch and Beaman seeing their relationship. Heartbreaking, hilarious, but a good AU. If you’re also a Diego fan, this is for you.Â
(Also now has a prequel!)
“eudora and beaman are surprised to find out diego has a kid; they're more surprised when they see what their relationship is like“














