"I just ugh you have a perfect ass and you make a cute as all fuck squeak when it's hit. But I baked cookies and I also bought tons of other junk food sooooooooo junky food day soon? I"m really hyper...I mighta been playing pranks of Tony today...I mighta put hair dye in his shampoo."
"Oh...kay? You should probably stay over tonight. I don't think you're in any shape to go anywhere."
"Nobody say anything about my hair."












