duffer brothers: Bylers, come on! You can't leave, it's raining. Listen, I said I was sorry, alright? It's a cool ship, it's really cool. We're just not in the mood right now.
us: Yeah, Duffer Brothers, that's the problem. You guys are never in the mood anymore. You're ruining our show!
duffer brothers: That's not true!
us: Really? Where's Finn's big emotional moment right now? See? You don't know, and you don't even care, and obviously he doesn't either, I don't blame him! You're destroying everything, and for what? So you can sideline Mike completely and turn Willβs lifelong love into some stupid βhe's just my crushβ storyline?
duffer brothers: That storyline is not stupid! It's not my fault you don't like queerbait!!...... I'm not trying to be a jerk, okay? But we're not good writers anymore. I mean, what did you think, really? That we were actually gonna let Mike be the Heart? That we were gonna give Finn real emotional material and respect Will's arc and emotional buildup with a come out scene in a quiet, meaningful way with only the people who love him?
us: Yeah. I guess I did. I really did.
duffer brothers: Bylers! Bylers! Bylers, come on!
