+ Bonus Heartbreak -- His hands here:

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He had you right where he wanted you. You glanced around, desperately trying to catch someone’s attention, but Ernie seemed to sense it. He grabbed your face with his fingers, rough and slightly dirty, forcing you to look into his big brown eyes. There was something about those eyes that made your pulse quicken.

“Relax, sweetheart, we’re just talking, right?” he said, licking his lips as he leaned in closer, his body almost pressed against yours. You felt cornered against the wall, caught in a situation you never expected to be in with Ernie. The last thing you wanted was for his friends to notice how close the two of you were.

Ernie seemed to read your thoughts. He noticed your quick glances towards the little group gathered on the other side of the pub. Then, he moved in even closer, shielding you from the view of others with his body. The heat radiating off him made you feel trapped and exhilarated all at once.

“Ernie, I…” you started, but he shushed you by pressing his fingers against your lips.

“You have very soft lips, my dear…I’m so jealous of Frank,” he murmured, completely ignoring you

You felt his thumb trace the curve of your lips, and suddenly, his brown eyes darkened with an intensity that made your breath hitch. “Can you open that little mouth for me?” he asked softly. Your legs felt like jelly, not from fear but from the thrill of the moment, which scared you even more because deep inside, this situation was turning you on.

“C’mon, darling… I know very well you want to open that little mouth for me. Don’t try to fool me.” Suddenly, he took your hand and slid it into his pocket, leaning closer to your ear. His hot breath smelled faintly of brandy.

“Do you know what this is? I bet you do… they’re yours.”You suddenly realised that what you were holding was real, your eyes weren’t deceiving you. Your suspicions were finally confirmed.

“I prefer them wet… but they smell just like you…it works too” he added, pressing a kiss just below your earlobe, sending a jolt through you.

“How do you…?” You froze, taken aback by the entire situation

“A magician can’t reveal his little tricks, can they?” he laughed, the sound both unsettling and strangely intoxicating. You couldn’t help but think he was completely out of his mind, yet the way he laughed sent shivers of excitement through you.

“Ernie, I swear, if you keep this up, I’m going to tell Frank,” you managed to say, surprising yourself with the courage that had suddenly bubbled up within you. You weren’t sure where it had come from.

“Tell him, I don’t mind a single bit. He should know better than to leave his girlfriend alone…” Ernie replied, his tone almost teasing, he was trying to push your boundaries.

“Ernie…” you warned him, trying to keep your voice steady.

“We both know what you really think about me,” he continued, a smirk tugging at the corners of his mouth, his confidence only growing as he leaned in even closer.

You felt your heart racing, torn between the desire to pull away and the magnetic pull that kept you close to him.

Oh Jesus I thought it'll be a tiny, teasing fragment, but this? Girl, I AM SHAKING 😳

Pinning against a wall while I'm shorter than Ernie *begins to breath quicker*

Exhilarated, good use of words because I am a jumping jelly inside!

Extremely turning me on! omghewantsmetolickhisfingersorsuckonthemIwouldomgomgomg

I knew it would be a piece of undergarment, I fucking knew- *reads that line again* “I prefer them wet… but they smell just like you…it works too” *is blushing deeply* AND THAT KISS, GOD *is a tomato*

Very good comment on his laugh, it exactly works like that on me! 😳😳😳 You wouldn't want to see my face when I heard Keith laugh as him on that video you've posted specifically for me

That threat is only because of the way I'm loyal to Frank, but in the end I feel that I'm fighting with myself inside and that just adds to the moment and of course Ernie doesn't care if I tell Frank or not - he knows I won't tell him, because of my own desires

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Oh, oh no, the war memories are coming

Regarding this Deer!Malleus Au!

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I'M GOING TO OVERBLOT WE'RE SO CLOSE TO SUMMONING BAMBI DEER!MALLEUS-

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