Cool and sexy older witch: yeah so you can be my apprentice if you wanna, but just warning you I mostly do dark magic.
New witch: like, the illegal stuff? I don't really have a problem witht that, I just don't really know any spells in the field.
Older witch: haha yeah the illegal stuff. And no worries, you can still help out. I'll teach you a thing or two. I mean, the potions you make for your hrt are technically dark magic.
New witch: wait is it THAT obvious I'm trans?
Older witch: wait do you not. remember Friday night last week?
New witch: I. What.
Older witch: hon we almost had sex.
New witch: I. WHAT.
Older witch: yeah we were both pretty drunk and you started taking your clothes off like a little slut after I told you I was saphicc.
New witch: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT-
Older witch: don't get me wrong! You're really cute and I was into it, you just couldn't really consent, so.
New witch: *pitching a tent*
Older witch: yeah anyway when I said no to having sex you started crying and I gave you my business card. You called me two days later, asking for am apprenticeship.
New witch: so. You just. Agreed?
Older witch: well yeah I want an apprentice and a girlfriend, so if figured why not?
New witch: GIRLFRIEND?!?!














