#i'll call it...

New witch: like, the illegal stuff? I don't really have a problem witht that, I just don't really know any spells in the field.

Older witch: haha yeah the illegal stuff. And no worries, you can still help out. I'll teach you a thing or two. I mean, the potions you make for your hrt are technically dark magic.

New witch: wait is it THAT obvious I'm trans?

Older witch: wait do you not. remember Friday night last week?

New witch: I. What.

Older witch: hon we almost had sex.

New witch: I. WHAT.

Older witch: yeah we were both pretty drunk and you started taking your clothes off like a little slut after I told you I was saphicc.

New witch: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT-

Older witch: don't get me wrong! You're really cute and I was into it, you just couldn't really consent, so.

New witch: *pitching a tent*

Older witch: yeah anyway when I said no to having sex you started crying and I gave you my business card. You called me two days later, asking for am apprenticeship.

New witch: so. You just. Agreed?

Older witch: well yeah I want an apprentice and a girlfriend, so if figured why not?

Waiter, I would like more Skyfallen please.

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Mmm some fanart of these two idiots I hate them guys I hope they explode frfr

Couldn’t sleep so I made some random edits before I come back to doing college assigments again.

♡ Zephiel ♡ Winter’s Envoy ♡

Aka I got inspired by fourth wall breaking indie games and decided to make an au about. But with a twist. ;)

All of they meet up from each generes of video games eventuallly!

Aka shenanigans.

Will I be adding ocs? Yes, but they comment on the plot and have the same reactions as you guys! :D

Can do they anything? Maybe. They're 'guardians' according to the game masters. But really they're just players and make sure not to fuck shit up.

I DID WROTE A DRABBLE FOR THIS BUT TUMBLR STARTS TO FUCK IT UP.

Moving on!

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Playable Characters:

Horror Fantasy

Moo/Brock

-The mom friend in the party.

-He's a trained cleric and work as a artist in his world.

-Married to Ohm aka a ghost.

-When he's about to cast some spells and it fails, he can get frustrated as he throws away his staff.

-He wears sunglasses, which he borrows from Brian, because he lost his sight due to the weird cult. (The same cult who killed Ohm).

-Has a hard time understanding high technology from Luke, Brian, Anthony, and Delirious's world.

-Oh yeah he's friends with Brian.

Player: Rizal Moore

Self-aware: Low

Ohm/Ryan

-The dad friend.

-He's a ghost who summons huge hamners that could wreck your ass.

-He's married to Moo-Moo.

-Let's talk about those hamners. Afraid of falling? He'll fucking tear down a wall or leave a crack on the ground like from Ice Age.

-He can see, but covers his eyes anyways. He does in fact guide Brock because Ohm is his husband.

-Who gives a fuck about technology? He can possessed it!

-Friends with Cartoonz. (Brotp? No? Ok).

-Enjoys Anthony's sense of humor.

Player: Andrew Lancaster

Self aware: Low/Medium

Adventure under the sea:

Brian/Terrorriser

-Kinda a adventurer, but really he's a fisherman and found a merman one time.

-Now he's enemies with Cartoonz. (Kinda).

-Hell he didn't know they exist or some shit.

-He can handle a fight really good.

-Friends with Brock because holy shit he's nice, but got hurt.

-Now his goal just want to find the cult who did it to them. (Oof)

-Tries to help them with the technology.

-He's kinda a asshole to Ohm, but hey we do that when we meet new people.

Player: Alma Willy

Self aware: High

Luke/Cartoonz

-A fire lava merman...

-Because there's underwater volcanoes...

-Hates humans due to his eye being stolen from him. Except the party (and maybe Brian).

-Cartoonz is his merman form name while his human form name is Luke.

-Is okay with Brock.

-Ohm + Cartoonz = BROTP (idstillshipitdontkillme)

-Delirious is his bro in law!

-Even though he's the only who can breathe underwater, he can give that kinda power, which it is a necklace, and they can breathe too! (If asked politely).

Player: Dia Sheldon

Self aware: Low