“Ungrateful bastard,” Adam muttered as he tapped away on his phone before turning to the person next to him. “Yo! I know this is random but can you hear me out?” He asked before continuing on without waiting for an answer. “So my buddy’s got this girlfriend right? She’s a great girl and everything but then this new girl starts chatting him up and he starts complaining to me about how awful it is to get so much female attention. That’s pretty fucked up isn’t it? Like I’m not wrong in thinking that it’s messed up to tell your friend, who’s been in kind of a drought when it comes to bedroom activities, about how much poon is being thrown at you right?”










