#i like garrett

Something I noticed when I was watching Mediagamesguide's gameplay of GFAG is that Garrett says "im going to eat you" and this line is for some reason overlooked by the GFAG community. Obviously Jumpman25 isn't a cannibal (well I hope so) and that it's pretty obvious he just put that line in as a funny little gag because nowadays we found memes about eating people funny, but in my opinion, I thought it'll be interesting to make it a character trait for Garrett lol

The fact that I am willing to sit through the entire Twilight series just to get to Garrett means I am either seriously disturbed or I am in desperate need of a boyfriend I do not want to push over a cliff with Bella Swan.

I am not even going to even attempt to say what I’m thinking.

I would threaten you with a Garrett Marathon if you didn’t read one story, but I fear you’d look at Garrett all day. Who wouldn’t? Someone tell SM to get this vampire his own book. NOW.

Someone get Thranduil his own book...skip that one.

Someone get Ned his own book...you have to keep that clean and innocent.