Cooking dinner for the eleventy hundredth time and quietly adding to my fantasy list.
1. Husband calls to say he’s organised dinner and not to worry about a thing - he’ll be home soon.
2. My balanced, delicious home cooked meal is enjoyed by all, with not one complaint.
3. While cooking dinner, I’m served a delicious cocktail.
4. While cooking dinner, my children comment how delicious it smells and how they cannot wait to have yet another one of my dinners prepared especially for them.
5. After dinner, everyone comments how yummy their meal was and how full they are and subsequently never complain about being hungry.
6. I get a fucking thank you.











