#i cannot begin.

if any of my art is ever stolen and sold as an nft i fucking swear on my goddamn grave the lengths i will go to incinerate everything in sight is immeasurable. i have so much rage in my tiny body you have no idea besties. besties i will go nuclear. the day will forever be marked in history. and if that historic day ever does come i expect every single one of to donate $5 so i can amass the most incredible dream team of lawyers to marinate, slow cook, and devour openseas whole and then pick the brittle bones of the nft fad once and for all. i am prepared. my rage is laying dormant. it grows. i may be 5’3” but just know the only thing keeping me from true honest violence is literally a watermark. a watermark. imagine that.