#hz.gg

oh, darlings. we never like to say goodbye. and i rarely get sentimental, but i have loved invading your privacy and your personal lives. it has truly been my honor to be your gossip girl. this isn’t a goodbye so much as it’s a “see you later” because yours truly has eyes and ears everywhere. wherever life’s paths take you, remember to keep it classy never trashy and a little sassy. until next time...

nothing like a grande iced caramel macchiato to pick you up after a long day of doing absolutely nothing. come on over and entertain me for a bit while i bask in the glory of my...gorgeousness.

i had the sweetest encounter with an older guest today. she gave me a lot of lessons about keeping your friends close and your enemies closer. darling, i couldn’t agree more. not every smiling face is your friend. come spill some secrets or get some opinions. you won’t regret it.

( queued; ) ⎯⎯⎯ good morning to you and yours from the one and only, gossip girl. i don't know about you, but i love to start of my mornings with a fresh cup of tea. come spill some in my messages.

oh darlings, won’t you come entertain me with some gossip or confessions? there’s still some time left to get in those last few burning thoughts about that one person you’ve been eyeing in the bar for weeks now...

as i was relaxing in the water, a disgusting insect came along to make a little snack out of my legs. needless to say, i’ve been itching all day. but my minor bites don’t compare to the major burn i’ve been feeling from none of your gossip. we’ve been docked for two days now, there’s got to be something interesting.

( queued; ) ⎯⎯⎯ it’s so wonderful waking up with the gorgeous island sun beaming through your window. my skin glowed and my mood was instantly boosted. in light of our recent arrival to fiji, i have decided to start a little ‘something’ fun for you. yours truly presents: confession sessions. every tuesday, for a few hours, my mailbox will be your dumping ground for confessions about who you love/despies/worship/etc. on this ship. you may send these in anonomously or not but...it makes it more fun when you reveal yourself. on saturday, i will be posting all the confessions throughout the day. the confessions will be tagged under /tagged/hor.confess however, you can still find your own using /tagged/firstname.lastinitial. if you’re sending in a confession, please note at the beginning that it’s a confessiom and not regular gossip. i look forward to reading your true thoughts about each other.