#hyukogcale

OgCale had ended up in the same room as Alberu Crossman, who seemed fine overall, even if he was trying too hard to be likeable, and Lee Soo Hyuk, who also seemed fine overall, even if he knew Rok Soo must had learned a lot of his most chaotic tendencies from him. They both are mature people (or at least appear to be) and he doesn't think any of them has bad cleaning habits. Actually, he's pretty sure they both are more the type to have some order and routine, while being flexible enough to keep up with whatever bullshit ogCale knows Rok Soo pulls.

So, although he's not thrilled about trying to keep his act around two very smart people who share room with him, he thinks it's going to be fine. They're by far not the worst roommates he could have.

He's so wrong.

Their cleaning habits are not a problem. OgCale is right on both of them being orderly people. Except for particularly busy days (exams week), both of them keep their sides and things in neatly.

The problem is that their routines and habits clash in almost everything else. If it's not that they both need to use the same space at the exact same time, it's that they need (read as want) exact opposite things.

He has lost the count of how many times they had woke him up at unholy hours of the morning because one of them wanted to take a shower and the other was already there. If they can get up two hours before needing to go to class, why can't they wake up 15 minutes earlier than that and use one of the many clubs' showers? But nooo. They just have to use the single one in their room and interrupt OgCale's hard attained sleep.

And who on earth thought it would be a good idea to put the cooling artifact in the kitchen? Everytime Soo Hyuk feels slightly warm, he turns it on and puts it at maximum because, according to him, it doesn't cools down the rest of the room otherwise.

You know what is also in the kitchen? Alberu when he's stress baking. You know what does not appreciate the cooling artifact's maximum temperature? Alberu and most of his pastries. Everytime he's baking and the cooling thing is on, he will lower it to minimum, claiming it's ruining his dough. Everytime, Lee Soo Hyuk will answer that he's going to burn them alive with both the cooling artifact so low and the oven on.

And they're like that for almost everything.

Funnily, the only one who hasn't started an argument so far and who with the others don't have a problem is OgCale. Which, anyone would have assumed he was going to be the difficult roommate. A part of him is convinced that the only reason they fight so much is because Soo Hyuk was Rok Soo's hyung first while Alberu got him to call him hyung faster. They're most likely jealous of each other's hyung positions. He wonders if he should get Rok Soo to call him hyung, too. Maybe then they'd join forces against him and stop bitching at each other.

He complains to Taylor and Cage once and they jokingly advice him, telling him to make out with his roommates or move with Taylor and Cage and make out with them.

One day, he enters in them having yet another argument. And he is done.

OgCale: if you two don't shut up I'm going to grab them both from your vests and kiss you both silly until your tongues are too tired to move.

Both of them: ...

Lee Soo Hyuk, trying to process that: *Soo Hyuk.exe stopped working*

Alberu, a little too fast: Olaf complex giant.

Lee Soo Hyuk, immediately: You have the hobbies of a grandma.

OgCale: That's it. *Proceeds to somehow pick them both up and threw them to the nearest sofa* After this, we're going to figure out a system you two can adapt to, or I will lose it.

Alberu: if we do that, do I get more kisses?

OgCale: If you can stop fighting, you can take me on a date.

Lee Soo hyuk: three dates.

OgCale, a little amused: *snorts* That was not up to bargain. This is not the price of the history.

Alberu, not above using puppy eyes: Please?

OgCale "weak to cute things" Henituse: Haaah. Fine. Now come here—