#hyperlaser speaks

*Subspace called him from across the laboratory. He seemed to have something in his hands, something.. fluffy?..*

[ - @illuminating-the-future ]

*He stared at the thing, starting to walk closer to get a better look*

“Subspace, what did you do? What is that?”

Thank you for your time.

My opinions on the deities? Okay

Firebrand: he’s okay? I guess? Apparently flipside are his grand kids but he’s been absent recently

Windforce: probably the scariest of them all. I feel bad for Banhammer sometimes

Venomshank: he’s like a dog. Usually he aids in phights…however he’s also known for going…feral

Darkheart: I’d rather not speak my opinion on him.

Ghostwalker: I’ve seen him a few times. He takes the ones I’ve killed to whatever afterlife there is. If there is any. From what I can tell he’s a pretty cool guy

Illumina: that cult of his scares me. Prior to what I am now, I saw him convert one of my comrades. Never saw him again

Icedagger: That’s a child pretending to be a god don’t try me

I hope this is good enough for you anon

@phighting-hyperlaser

…

here *gives 1 coupon to Slingshot’s cat cafe*

since u never gone :3

*Hyperlaser stares at the coupon. He shows it to Katana, who just laughs*

This feels…humiliating

Well, we can go and consider it a date

I guess so.

my favorite flavor are the blue ones! *pulls out a crayon box from my pockets and bites a blue crayon*

*He stared at them, rather concerned*

I...are those things toxic? Please don't eat the toxic wax pillars

*He attempts to get up and stop them, but due to some injuries, he falls back down*

there

*He hides under the blanket. The only thing sticking out is the shark tail, which was wagging like a dog’s would.* Thank you