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The Hanged Man: A time when you wished someone would listen to you- My cast, always. ;) Just kidding, I think maybe my mom when I was younger.

SO THIS IS MY LATEST REBLOG WITH LETTERS, CARRIE. hopefully they’re the ones you was looking for….

ALSO HI HOW ARE YOU DARLING?!?!?!? (ALSO THIS IS REALLY LONG I'M SORRY)

 A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?

 it depends. like, i would need to have a long convo with god and be like, so, is this person REALLY SUPER NECESSARY? like, do you need (insert miscellaneous crazy bitching person)? and, depending on that convo, i’d make my decision.

 …but i’d still probs say no.

 B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?

 EXCITED. people who sent hate are sucky ass bitches, but i’ve never received hate. so, i guess i’ve just been super lucky to have some really bomb-diggity followers and blog watchers who don’t send that shit. 

 C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?

 maybe when i was like 6. but now i hold the opinion that everyone’s got their own path to their own god. and its not mine. yknow?

 D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?

 remain the way i is now. emotions are a powerful thing, and something valuable. and on an anecdotal note, i could write shitbuckets of songs about quantum physics, but they sure as hell wouldn’t sell as well as the music i put out now. JUST SAYING.

 E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?

 i honestly couldn’t do either. i sleep when i’m anxious. and i eat because i love food. i couldn’t give them up.

 F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?

 maybe….Robert Downey Jr. or jennifer laurence. either or.

 G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?

 FREEEZE ARE YOU DUMB. burning is like excrutiating fucking PAIN. freezing is numbness and falling asleep and then your body cuts off blood circulation to your limbs to preserve your organs and then you die.

 H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?

 again, i’d like to chat with jesus about this, because i’m sure as shit that i’m not supposed to do his job. except he’s god and he can fucking blow his ass outta hell. soooo. yeah. maybe not the best idea if i did that.

 I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?

 someone had on me. i was four. he poured spoiled milk on my arch nemesis’s head. i punched him in the nose.

 J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?

 NO? like…what? i don’t want to be eternally young because life would suck if you fell in love with someone whos like 35 and then had to watch them die. and also….like….sex. 

 K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?

 no. nor do i have any particular desire to.

 L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?

 beatles. let it be, bitches.

 M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?

 herm. matter. i think. probably.

 N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?

 my family and i were transported via magic portal to ancient rome during the persecution of christians. because of reasons, they decided to burn my mother at the stake and then chop my dad up like he was eggs going into an egg salad. my brother and i were uber tied up and crying because yknow MY PARENTS WERE DEAD. and then the magic portal opened again and american indians came flooding out like bats out of hell and rescued my brother and me. and then they beat the shit out of the romans and gave my parents a bomb-diggity funeral and then my parents turned into wolves and it ended up being a pretty clutch nightmare. 

i should probably tell you i was lucid dreaming through the last part and had to change the ending because i didnt want my parents to die. 

 O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?

 erm. second best. under the assumption that i wouldn’t even know i had a first best because we’d never meet and all given that second best would be with me FROM RIGHT NOW until forever….

 P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?

 there is no try, only do.

 Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?

 WTF STUPID QUESTION TUMBLR> i’m poor and emotionally satisfied and on the quest to be fulfilled. SO GUESS WHAT MY ANSWER IS. 

 R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?

 yes. i secretly hate those snobby little White Intellectuals Who Think They Know How To Save The World. NEWS FLASH YOU LITTLE PRICKS, you’re good ideas are no more important than anyone else’s. you are not more saintly than mortals because you have ideas to end world hunger. until you get off your ass and end world hunger, i will not respect you. 

 S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?

 the former. id rather have that burden than have everyone be able to tell when i fuck up or told their secret to someone i wasnt supposed to or understand my matchmaking skills.

 T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?

 Ancient Greek.

 U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?

 probs not. i cant imagine meeting up with the guy who taught me recorder in 2nd grade and being like OH YOU’RE SIXTY NOW, LET US EXCHANGE BODILY FLUIDS. pretty sure i wouldn’t be turned on by that.

 V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?

 bad. morals, rules, relationships with a god (that may or may not exist, as a matter of opinion) exist for a reason.

 W. The men’s rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?

 legit. well, i guess that depends. my opinion of “men’s rights” is, “hey, men also go through shit. so do women. and maybe we should be a little more understanding of the people as a general rule because it aint easy to be male or female or LGBT…” 

 X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?

 i honestly couldn’t. i need them all. i need to see because i make art, i need to smell and taste because I LOVE FOOD, i need to touch and hear because i make music. 

 Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don’t lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?

 looks arent as important as presentation, and even then i dont think they matter as much. and by presentation, i mean i have seen “ugly” people be kind and generous and wonderfully fantastic. they’ve presented themselves in such a way that they’re gorgeous. although, honestly, i’ve never met someone truly ugly. faces in and of themselves - they’re symmetry and balance, the way noses give way to cheekbones and mold into lips and shit…that’s genuinely beautiful no matter the bone structure. 

 SO I GUESS I WOULD TOTALLY BE DOWN WITH DATING SOMEONE “UGLY” BECAUSE HEY, I OBVIOUSLY DONT CARE>

 Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.

 honestly, i have trouble. not gonna lie there. but parts of me can understand that it’s hard to place faith in a god. and some parts of me dont understand why you’d be okay without it. i generally try my best to keep the “you do you” mentality.

so here we go. umquat tagged me i think. and poultryforthegulm?

like. dear god.

Rule 1: Post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make eleven new ones. 

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know they’ve been tagged.

My questions:

1. Favorite film? my blueberry nights. 

2. You can invite any two people to dinner, living or dead. Who are they? john green. my uncle.

3. What did you want to be when you were little, profession-wise? same as now: coffee shop owner, musician, writer, artist.

4. Describe someone you love (not necessarily romantically). beautiful, sweet, kind. demanding. irrefutably the most amazing person i've met. sexy. nice ass.

5. Favorite song at the moment? Bones - Lewis Watson

6. Favorite thing to watch when you’re sick (film or television, whichever)? Quest for Camelot.

7. Do you have a guilty pleasure? What is it? period dramas.

8. Favorite character in the Avengers? damn. LOKI. duh.

9. Which came first: chicken or the egg? egg...

10. A fandom you don’t understand (Be nice!) actually, i think they're just fine. all of them.

11. Tell me a good joke.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

here are some questions:

1. describe someone holding hands.

2. is it ever sexy for a guy to have piercings?

3. what would you plant in your garden?

4. describe your perfect dinner party.

5. favorite color eyes.

6. colors for your wedding (if/when)

7. what does your bedroom look like?

8. cats or dogs?

9. favorite kind of pudding?

10. how about favorite kind of ice cream?

11. describe someone you love romantically.