*Sleezy Salesman Voice*"You seem like the type who'd get a WORLD of use out of our incredible new anti-indigestion pills! Two of these a day, makes it so you don't feel a thing in your stomach, Nomatter what you eat, or how much! No aches, no fullness, no problems!"
(Side effects may include extreme insatiable hunger, strange food cravings, lack of motivation for any activity excluding eating copious amounts of food, and significantly slowed digestion)
"Just remember to keep taking them, because the effects wear off quickly! Only $49.99 for a bottle of 30, what do you say?"
I've been thinking about this ask every day since i got it π΅βπ«
As soon as i heard about the deal,i couldn't believe it was real. Was it made just for me?? Normal anti-gas pills don't work on my digestion, and with how often my overly gassy and active guts cause me trouble in public, it sounds like a perfect solution to just ... Slow it down while i don't need it! No bellyache sounds like a nice bonus, and about the side effects...Eh, i have good self control and I don't usually eat THAT much, surely these won't apply to me ..
So with these thoughts i bought a bottle, just to try it out. I was told that i could order more online if i really enjoy these..
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I was thinking about taking them only when i actually need it, before going out or something like that . But if i think about it more... It would be better if i tested if they work at all , before i actually rely on them. And i have a day off today, so....
After taking two pills, i ordered some pizza. For some, and i found myself almost unable to stop eating, even if i would usually feel overly full after just a half.. on the contrary, the more i ate, the more hungry i felt.. My mind cleared up only after i finished the whole box and looked at my stomach. My upper belly was round and hard, contrasting with my half-empty, soft bowels ... I got almost scared seeing myself so stuffed, and after putting a hand on my distended stomach, i realised that .. The pills were actually working! I didn't feel any pain, or more surprisingly, gas forming.. It's probably because that whole pizza still didn't reach my actual guts, but usually this amount of grease and cheese would inflate me even bigger by now, and i wouldn't be able to stop farting and burping, unable to do anything else. But honestly, i was feeling great, and even still, a bit hungry!.. Although, it's probably the side effects of the pills, i really need to remember not to pig out on these. But i deserve a little drink at least, so i went up to my fridge to get myself a 1.5 ml coke i had. I couldn't stop chughing the soda as i felt my gut getting even more heavier, stretching my skin with it's size and weight , only once in a while i stopped just to release a massive carbonated BBHHUUUOORP, before getting back to chugging. And just like that, the whole bottle was empty, and i started to look what else i can snack on . I can only remember my shirt slowly riding up as i chugged creamy chicken soup after the last bit of spaghetti was gone, feeling my upper stomach inflate to the size i never thought was possible, before passing out .
I woke up to the alarm on my phone ... "PARTY AT PAIGE'S AT 7" Huh?! But that's only supposed to be tomorrow and now it's.. just an hour away?! Did i slept through the whole day??
Just a moment later i felt a deep, ominous rumbling and instantly realised what happened. I looked down at what appeared to be my stomach. Huge, round, and glossy with sweat, my middle looked like i was pregnant for 7 months. In horror, i put my hand on it, to find out that it was almost rock solid, with a little squish, and seemingly most of the junk i ate shifted down to my guts. Surprisingly, it didn't hurt much, i only felt sore from the stretching. Also surprisingly, it was yet fairly quiet, although i could feel some bubbles somewhere deep. Must've been the pills, which were starting to wear off ... Gosh,and i told myself i wouldn't overdo it!! And i can't miss this party, my whole plan was to get with a guy that's also going to be there!
I rushed myself to the bathroom, hoping that i could get something out. I desperately pushed while holding my sweaty boulder of a gut, but nothing even moved..
Oh shit, I'm already running late to that party .. Almost nothing in my wardrobe fit, i just threw on a jacket over a croptop with shorts, at least it hides my belly a bit if i keep it buttoned up...
Before leaving the house, i looked at the pill bottle. I definitely shouldn't... I really don't what happened last night to happen again, but... It would be stupid to not take any, if my gut decides to wake up in the middle of a party, it will be a nightmare. I felt my belly rumble even louder, obviously a warning of what's to come.. Maybe i should take just one pill? It'll probably be enough for slowing down my digestion, but not enough to make me uncontrollably hungry..
I took one pill, and just to be safe, took the whole bottle with me
Arriving at the party, i immediately felt like i was starving. I could almost feel my huge stomach shake and growl from hunger, and i didn't even care for others that were there. That guy i came for can wait, I'm about to faint if i don't get to eat something!
I quickly found the kitchen and looked around for something to snack on. There was a huge pot of chili on the counter, seemingly for the whole party?.. who the fuck cooks chili for the party? No one would ever eat that, everyone's too busy being drunk and snacking on smaller things.. So after deciding that nobody here needs their huge chili pot, i almost uncontrollably grabbed it with two hands and started chugging in hopes of satiating my hunger at least a bit... Still warm, i quickly gulped huge servings of the meaty stew along with some air, feeling it travelling deep into my gut... Not yet realising that a crowd started to form around me
I leaned away from the pot for a second, sweating and gasping for air after letting out a bassy BBRRHHUUOORP
There was still some chili left in the pot.. and i didn't felt any more heaviness in my belly, which i guess i have to thank these miracle pills for!
After my momentary break i continued chugging , finally feeling a bit less famished than before.. Suddenly, i finally noticed more and more people staring at me...Wait, what am i doing?! I nearly dropped the pot after already finishing with it.. First looking at horror at the crowd around me, and then down on my stomach.. If you could still call that enormously distended globe of flesh a belly.
Despite feeling almost nothing besides a little tightness and soreness, my huge gut expanded so much from that pot of stew, it popped most of my jacket buttons, and now was displayed in it's disgusting glory for all onlookers. On top of my overpacked intestines now sat a bulging, overfilled stomach, so much that you could probably tell the outlines of it. As much as i was horrified with myself, i was also kinda... Impressed.. I didn't burst, it didn't hurt, and.. the more and more the fullness started to let itself known, the better it felt.. I heard an ominous rumble from somewhere very deep in my bowels, and then a loud "ohmygod eeeewwww!" from the crowd, which quickly snapped me back to reality...
/i felt like this story was getting too huge (lol) , and if i continue I'll never finish and post it.. maybe I'll do a part 2 if you'd like :3 I'm having troubles with writing stories and answering asks lately as you might've noticed, because i just keep writing and writing, can't think of an ending, and never post it ..
