Dec 23, 2017
hxsta replied to your post: Way to go SpaceX, just test launch a missile at...
did u also think it looked like a sperm in the sky or was that just me
A big ass smoky sperm leaving behind a glowy jizz trail, yes....
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hxsta replied to your post: Way to go SpaceX, just test launch a missile at...
did u also think it looked like a sperm in the sky or was that just me
A big ass smoky sperm leaving behind a glowy jizz trail, yes....
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! for don n libby o shit whaddup i don't feel like logging into her acc 💕💕💕
Married Life || @hxsta || selectively accepting
Who was the one to propose: Libby, lol. Who stressed more over wedding planning: Libby, because she actually has family and likes things to go just rightWho decorated the house: Don, because he’s the housebitch husbandWho is more organized: Usually Libby, except when it comes to clothesWho initiates bedroom fun: either one of them, they’re both terribleWho suggested kids first: Libby, she always wanted kids and especially wants them with DonWho’s more dominant: Libby. Don tries but, no. she’s the boss.Who’s the cuddler: they’re pretty equal thereWhat’s their favorite non-sexual activity: shopping together, cooking together, everything togetherWho kills the spiders: Libby does the catch and release while he cowers somewhereWho falls asleep first: Libby, she wakes up early for workWho is louder?: Don, too much bass exposure and he’s just annoying in general lolWho is more experimental?: Don, but they’re both kinky and nasty soDo they fuck or make love?: they make love just as often as they fuck. its hard to tell it apart to be honestWho is more likely to be caught masturbating?: Libby. And she makes sure she’s caught half the timeWho comes first?: Libby. its his job to make it happenWho is better at oral and who prefers it?: Don swears he’s the best at oral, but he’s just the one who does it the most. hard to tell who likes it more, Don maybeWho usually initiates things?: I wanna say Libby has all the ideasWho is more sensitive?: Libby, she’ll cry over anything and everythingWho has the most patience?: Libby. dealing with his bouts of insecurity and his terrible dad humor all the time
behind the scenes + all 4 kids, and + jesse t'omato 👀
Adventures with Don and Snek || @hxsta || accepting
Don: I love my kids.
Me: All of them?
Don: Obviously?
Me: you seem leery of Lip.
Don: Philip is just difficult to connect to at times. Doesn’t mean I love him any less, and he’s got his smartass attitude from me so I can’t help but adore him
Me: and DJ?
Don: my mini-me? annoying how many things he’s picked up from me but he’s so sweet, despite his player attitude he cares deeply
Me: Noey tho.
Don: Noey’s my precious little cupcake that I love to snuggle even though she hates it. my tiny badass wannabe assassin. she took after my bad side unfortunately, but gets upset the same way as her mom
Me: while Rosie actually is their mom.
Don: she’s mini-Libby yes. perfectionistic, neurotic, but devastatingly beautiful and so intelligent. just a bit bossy but she is the oldest. but her taste in dating partners is pretty bad
Me: DJ has the same problem. Dating that Jesse kid.
Don: that...eerily familiar and frustratingly attractive little guy. I think he’s trying to seduce me. American Beauty status.
Me: you guys are dating in another verse you dingus.
behind the scenes + libs 😏
Adventures with Don and Snek || @hxsta || accepting
Don: I love her
Me: Same
Don: She’s my baby
Me: She’s your wife
Don: My baby mama
Me: more like sugar mama
Don: Hey, I contribute to the house too!
Me: you’re a housebitch. Just own it.
Don: Someone’s gotta look after the kids during the day and I prefer to work nights, it just works out that way! And I do all the chores and I handle the bills and errands and the cooking, I’m not just mooching off of her.
Me: Oh my god, defensive much??? Jeez, you need to let go of the gender roles dude, ain’t nothing wrong with having a wife who makes the paper.
Don: ...ok. I married a doctor though like, how hot is that? Doctor Bronson now. A professor. A naughty professor...
Me: jfc
binch u already knew i was gonna send don/jesse & don/libby
Another Ship Meme
(oh boy this is gonna be a long one. putting it under the cut}
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hxsta replied to your post: all of sumer’s characters are so lowkey patient...
what can i say i’m always a slut for ugly space twinks
‘i came out to have a good time and honestly ---’
all of sumer’s characters are so lowkey patient with finn and it warms my COLD DEAD HEART