immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: Thomas ofc he is the dancing queen
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: minho bc he sucks at cooking and he can’t sleep. it turns into this big fiasco where they even put on music and cook breakfast together and i bet u 100000 dollars minho just wraps his arms around thomas, putting his head on his shoulder and just watches like “why the fuck can’t i cook like that it’s unfair”
sends the other unsolicited nudes: accidental? what are you talking about lmfao they both trade nudes all the time thirsty ass boyfriends
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: mINHO
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: Minho he has a HUGE sweet tooth ok thomas is so done with his shit. “Not ANOTHER one we already bought four pounds of jelly beans” “YOU CANT EVER HAVE ENOUGH CANDY THOMAS”
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: Minho ofc but if he’s pissed off thomas probably would too Â
killed the guy (also, which hid the body): tAG TEAM KILLERS MORE LIKE YEAAAAAHHH
wears the least clothing around the house: they have a rule that involves no pants at home ever so they’re always like in like just boxers or briefs or a tee or sometimes just plain fucking naked, but thomas likes to be a gross nasty tease
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: minho but he refUSES TO ADMIT IT AND THOMAS CALLS HIM GROSS BUT HE SECRETLY LOVES IT