highschool!admirer!vernon
-you both share hella classes together like hELLA you legitimately could figure out the rest of his schedule based on yours
-usually pretty quiet and sits in the mid-back of the classroom
-gets caught cheating on science tests about once a week bc he not slick
-sits across from you in math and english and behind you in science
-sometimes during the lessons you catch him staring and when he realizes he’s been caught he looks away so fast he dislocates his spine
-you think he’s super adorable but he never talks to you and you can never really find an excuse to talk to him either???
-is always jotting things down in this little journal he keeps on himself
-your curiosity gets the better of you and you take your chance to ask him about it and he looks like a deer caught in the headlights
-”are you talking to me?” “who else lol”
-after being surprised for like five whole minutes he eventually tells you that he writes raps in his journal
-you begin to take an interest in him because he seems really cool and make an effort to talk to him more
-after that you start randomly seeing him around more outside of school
-once you saw him in walmart and you started to wave but he dodged you like neo dodged those bullets (x)
-eventually he comes around and you guys start talking more and you realize he’s pretty laid back, dorky af, and a lot fun to be around
-you both turn into mega nerds when together
-“hey you wanna go to [____] and try to catch a jigglypuff after class?”
-really stupid voicemails “iTS YA BOIIIII HURRY UP AND CALL ME BACK”
-MEMES I cannot stress this enough
-snickering all the time sO MUCH SNICKERING
-ULTIMATE DAD JOKE COMPETITIONS
-one day he’s laying on your floor and he has your phone and he’s about to call someone for you and all of sudden he’s like “I don’t feel good I’m going home.” and then he leaves no bye or anything
-you’re like “......okay I wonder what has his knickers in a twist.” but you leave it at that
-you go to school the next day all friendly and such and he deadass ignores you
-this continues for a week and you’re butthurt af
-you start being petty for a while but eventually you stop because you’re sad that ya boi isn’t talking to you
-eventually you get tired of the bs and you confront him
-”what’s your problem?” “my problem? my problem is I really like you and you’ve been leading me on.”
- ”hOLD ON YOU LIKE ME”
-”yes, but that’s not the point who is “my babe <3″ in your phone?”
-”you????”
-“oh.. oh wow. I feel really stupid now.” and he does feel stupid. he was really in his feelings about himself
-”you should, but I will overlook this incident because I like you too dummy.”
-the kid is really dabbing through his tears bc even though he fucked up big time you’RE STILL HAVING HIM
-he hugs you super tight and then lets you go and gets red because he’s still embarrassed af at the L he just took
-”sooo…” “so?” “you wanna go looking for that Mew?”
-overall even though he’s a dweeb and he can jump to conclusions you still adore him because he’s a precious pinecone.









