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This wasn’t exactly how he had IMAGINED this to go. Goons with GUNS; dispatched. Harley with a gun; locked out. Would take a while until she reached the other entrance Batman hadn’t gotten to seal. That’s FINE. Rocket launchers? NOT fine. The suit withstood quite many things but that was definitely too much fire POWER, even for Batman.

So he sought SHELTER behind something that wasn’t going to protect him for long, wooden crates full of SMUGGLED weapons. Joker was laughing and Bruce considered taking the fight to the ceiling, but he wouldn’t put it past the clown to aim at the ROOF, which would send the building CRASHING down on them.

“Hardy har har.” he growled, LISTENING to Joker’s footsteps. At least one of them was ENJOYING himself. Then he risked to peek over the crates to assess his possibilities and to see what the room had to offer. Which was nothing but a SIGN in the far back. His lenses zoomed in. “2 cups sugar. 3 spoons butter, stir in bowl. Pre-heat oven to 390°.F” he read.

A RECIPE. A blueberry pie recipe.

“Didn’t take you for the BAKING type.”

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#& ask #& meme answer #(this is so random but I had the time of my life)#hurtyoubxd

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&& lips part to EXHALE thick smoke before returning their interest once more to the hose of the hatter’s hookah, extending his offer to the other for a shared COMPANY in such an escape from his r e a l i t y . “ will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you, ( won’t you join the dance ? ) ”

#hurtyoubxd #( v. tba )#( starter. )#drugs tw #{ ahhh yes jokah come get turnt w/ me }

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“ i’m bored! can we do somethin’? “ feet kick up and down on the chair she sat on, hopping up to hug her KNEES in one swift motion, exasperated sigh ( e c h o i n g ) throughout his room they sat in. “ aw c’mon! we haven’t done nothin’ in aaages! “

#hurtyoubxd #( verse ) ʳᵉᵍᵘˡᵃʳ ᵐᵃʸʰᵉᵐᵎ

“That wasn’t a joke, was it?”

BLACK SAILS —— ( ✿ )

❛ You do not believe you are the only one around these parts who can make a JOKE, right? Because that would be just IDIOTIC.

#hEY WE MAKE PLANT RELATED PUNS ALL THE TIME #hurtyoubxd #yeah i know it's probably meant as in 'wait you weren't joking? we're doing the thing' kind of way #but idc #questions #meme: replied #verse: main

did somebody say ~*~* ACCENT??? *~*~

If I get ten “accents” I’ll record myself saying all this !!

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why must we meet like this

#hurtyoubxd #what have i done #:// OUTOFREBELS.