#hurpbea

↳INSTAGRAM @chandlerhayward uploaded a new photo.

Your golden token has officially expired, @beapierce. One down, two to go.

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Bea: Hello, dear. Thank you very much for the roses. They're simply beautiful. I hope you had a wonderful time at your wedding.

Chandler: I don't know if this is still your number, but hey here goes nothing.

Chandler: For the record that wasn't the introduction for some cheesy declaration or anything. Just general conversation. Friendly curiosity. Trying to achieve a level of moving on where things aren't ridiculously awkward.

Chandler: Okay, truth. My dad isn't half as interesting as he used to be and if I have to listen to one more conversation about Bernie Sanders, I might just cycle my ass to Mexico. And I've already pestered the shit out of Lisbon and no surprise quite a few people I previously would have texted are mega pissed at me for not talking to them for over a year. Understandable, really.

Chandler: Do you have any plans today?

Chandler: Okay, now I realise that sounds bad. I meant generally. Not because it's Valentine's Day. But it's cool if you do. I mean, you're single.

Chandler: I think you're single anyway? Facebook relationship status isn't exactly accurate so... You know they wrote a huge paper on the science behind Facebook profiles?

Chandler: Ever wish you could just take back sending texts? Because I really regret all of the above right now. For the sake of my sanity please disregard any of the above. With any luck, you'll have changed your number and I'm just texting some random kid right now. Or the void. Preferably the void.

(A FEW MINUTES LATER)