#hunxer

i already did the ding dong with a tree n i have no plans of calling it back

honey, i’m a jerk.

Mmmhhhh. That’s an interesting one. I guess it depends on what kind of god I’d be. Honestly? I’m not big on the idea of big displays of worship. Excessive showoffy stuff. I feel like if I were a benevolent god I wouldn’t really care as long as people were, I dunno, not living like complete assholes.Then again, knowing me, I wouldn’t be a benevolent god, and a shitload of bloodshed and life sacrifices in my name might be pretty satisfying.

by 'felyne' do you mean like a normal house cat because here those don't talk on their own

Thank god.

Illegal Memes