Polyship anon is back and not child friendly this time, bc Its boring.
I am so greatly touched to be called your beloved crackhead.
So here is some more crack to add onto the shit pile
Belarus x monaco x Hungary.
Look we have 3 powerful as fuck girls here, we can make this work and make it horny as all fuck too. We have cold and emotionless but great in bed, a plus if she gets all bushy around her girlfriends when no one is looking. We have France but more risk taking, hotter and female and we have Hungary, who needs no introduction.
Ok and into more wtf is wrong with my mind territory.
New Zealand x wales x New Zealand from SATW
Search up SATW it's like hetalia but even mire stereotypeical somehow.
oops sorry for not getting back to you earlier !!
actually Belarus x Monaco x Hungary... yeah that could work 👀 I did some Hungary x Belarus headcanons a while ago about how they would be in an open relationship and pick up men for their entertainment. But with Monaco.. who needs men when you got three ladies and their store bought dicks?
Monaco is really such an underrated character!! I kinda forgot about her but that will never happen again because you're right she's France but more risk taking, hotter and female and what more could one ask for??
I can totally see Belarus cold demeanour melting when her girlfriends so much as laugh and take her hands to pull her onto the dancefloor or into the new little café around the corner. just down the hall into their bedroom to try out a new toy together (I don't know why but when Hungary or Belarus is involved in a ship there are always toys involved. and you know what they need? those love dice that give you a body part and what to do with it. there's probably a hundred more things I could say about them but I don't want the post to get too long)
moving on! why is satw new zealand a sheep? XD but the comics of him and wales are cute I have to give you that
and hetalia wales x new zealand would be cute! They seem like the kinds of guys to hang out in their pyjamas all day and order pizza or tacos as a date.















