I can't help but wonder what'd it be like to be your co worker as you progressively grew larger and more ravenous, seeing how your day to day changes as your meals grow ever larger (˶𖦹 _ 𖦹˶)

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Sorry that I’ve been gone for quite a while, just been-

HWWEeeEEUUOOorRRHHHrrUUHHPP~!!!

Busy with satisfying some undying cravings nonstop and been feeling my gut rage on across the entire United States in its entirely— just how lovely is that!

As a coworker, you’re sure to not even need to snoop so much as turn your head and watch me just urk and gulp down oh so casually whilst I was barely even maintaining actual work time given how just beating off these persistent cravings is way more time spent than you’d think! Of course, having to fill in for my time wasted as I just lounge wherever I please as I gobble down on various papers, pens, binders, folders, desk appliances, coworker items (and of course yours~), computers, chairs, the desks themselves, trashcans, potted plants, vehicles parked outside, the coworkers themselves, etc etc! Not even counting ALL of the outside building items I’m seen or assumed to have eaten as several dozen restaurants, some book stores, office print and general appliance stores with their own materials and staff being treated by me as I walk into the building with a resounding, floor filling gut as you remain the last employee to watch me “work”.

Obviously, comes to a point where you leave for work and have me be left alone in the dark, emptied out business only to come back a few minutes early on time to see that I never went home and in fact just straight up at the entire building, parking lot, and adjacent buildings too as the top regions of my gut are highly solid and rigid with bulges before just making it clear with the large cacophony of creaks and groans emanating from such a devastating sight that I still very much plan on eating more— perhaps doing that at a newly assigned job area and who knows, maybe being fortunate to pair up with you given how much I can get away with you doing my share of assignments…

Good quUUeeErrhhp..,

EeuUUWWrrRRLLCH-!

… question, though I’d haAAeeEElllccCHh.,! bweEoouurRRrhhhpphh.,,-

GGWEeeuuUAAAreEEOoorrRRRRrrHHPP.,!!

Mmrrph.. BWEEeeEEEEURRrrhhhAAOOOuurrRRHh-

HWWWOOOoorRROOOUuurrRRHHHHHHOOOOoooOOOoooOOORRHHHPP~!!!!

If you wanna know, that was me trying to talk to myself in real time to get an understanding how I’d otherwise be seen as because, quite frankly, I don’t fill in my fits of gas on this account that much. But rest assured, with the way even I couldn’t finish my first sentence while trying to speak it aloud, let alone even the question itself, I’d say that this hunker beauty of mine dispels a LOT lot of gas, haha. Makes sense though I’d say because I eat like, what now? Several hundred miles of land in a given day? A lot of that is sure to excite and agitate my insides or even make gas with whatever amounts of biomass and geological gas pockets that wound up as part of my little snacking. Will say though, I don’t think I ever get like my belly bloated from all of that gas circulating and building up in my body? Well, maybe I once did but even from my POV I can see the hard rock and decimated flora of like the last place I hit up and I’m sure every other inch of my gut would be the same.

As for it coming out both ends..! Even though I do eat quite a bit than most other people or well, everyone for that matter and the irreversible, inherently HORRIBLE stuff that comes with it, some people aren’t too decisive on certain gas. So rather than clarifying that specifically, you can fill in what I don’t say with your own interests. That, or you can ask me out a more specific thing that does involve something more niche and I’ll fill that in the best I can! Sort of a pleasing the masses, and I’m one who definitely knows about how it feels to please the mass~

SHAKE SHAKE- CRRRRRuurrRTMBmmgghBBGGHHGLL- CLLRRRhrrHHKKKCKK-!!!

ill continue my duty of yapping about whats happening in this trash compactor of a gut you have, and tell you that the moon did about exactly as you would expect. a lot of chaos, mostly -3- it stamped the rubble that used to be earth down like someone stomping on an overfilled trashcan, theres a lot less empty space between chunks of debris, and a lot of stuff got dunked in your acids eheh

it did shake stuff around enough for me to finally get free, and i think it confirmed my theory about being dead. watching your apartment and your own dead body sink and bubble away in a thick digestive bog is an extremely unique experience that i heavily recommend o//////O

anyway, yeah, been floating around n exploring what i can. theres mostly a lot of molten rock and magma crashing into the moon, but ive heard from some other ghosts theres some spots that people are still camping out in, somewhere. and there apparently IS a religion dedicated to you! theyre supposedly trying to travel towards your stomach walls in order to massage and rub them, if that means anything to you :P

also learned that magma is extremely comfortable to dip in if youre a ghost, had a nice rest with a couple of other victims :3 i actually drank some, n now i have a cute lil pot belly full of molten rock. i totally get why you decided to doom all of human kind, this feels GREAT x3

in other news, im finally high enough to hear your constant snarfing and gulping and belching, eheh >w<. well, high enough for now, until the rest of the solar system is clinking around like billiard balls in here òwó

(also if any other anons are reading this and want to meet up, im somewhere in the sea of fecundity, and im down for what-EVER ouo. you will have to be dead or have been divinely blessed, its very much not breathable here >w>;;)

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[[ooc p.s., if theres a concept you dont jive with, please lemme know. i love worldbuilding and i wanna make sure its the type of stuff you want]]

Oh WOWWW there is sooo much lovely stuff written up by you you’re really making me gush over the care of how much you wanna talk about your permanent experience with clinging along my endless gut abode… y’know, just hearing oh so much oodles of information really makes me feel like I just have a community close by at all times! Well, less of a community and more of an entire space deadzone haha.

I’d quite imagine that reenacting what would be an all the more devastating size of a meteor hitting the face of this planetary gut would shake some stuff up! I can honestly really feel the intense smog and internal gasses come up because of all of thaAAUurrRRHHoooOORRHHHH—

HHWWWOoorrAAUuurrRRRHhhrrRRHHHUUUURRHHHPPPP~!!!!!!

Hehe, I’d only imagine it would get all the more potent and volatile the more celestial bodies I have to myself.

Glad to hear you’re all the more fine with such a seemingly devastating and cruel fate to be handed like just about everyone else, and I’m glad too to feel you and whatever ghastly apparition is also caring to stay in my guts on top of it! I wouldn’t personally really know where anyone would even try to wind up after their expiration but, to have it be left inside and still inherently filling me up is just lovely!

More people looking to wish and treat me like more than home the better! I’ve never really once thought myself a figurehead before, but the aspect that so many people look up to me is just so charming… though I am sure even just trying to go up and along my ever expanding guts would be quite the treck given how many mileage in circumfrence this gut of mine has become.

See! You totally understand the loving appeal of just eating whatever is available and the way your belly just gets all packed and full yet also just still having you go out for mooorrreeee… and, haha, humanity wasn’t something I WAS planning to bring entirely down with the way I ate at first, but I guess things change and I just simply got greedier and more gluttonous!

I’ve sometimes wondered how far away my snacking sessions can be heard both on the outside and inside of my belly, and while I still have not a clue where you actually are inside of me, that does still answer a little bit to how my gorging can be perceived! Honestly the prospect of so many people and whatnot just taking their time to always listen to me snarf and gulp and ease out some hot, volatile gasses is making me blush like, just the same thing as sitting right next to someone eating an entire meal at some restaurant! Sort of personal though I guess nothing is at this point with how I’ve included just about anyone and everything on what used to be earth haha.

I'm not sure how much longer this continent will last but I hope to keep cheering you on as long as I can!

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MMRrrnNCHh crRRrRHUUHnmCH-! GLlrRMMghgh GRRnmrrRgrNLCH—

hwEOorrRRUrAAerhh.. BWEeeEEUUURRRrrREEReeEELllLLCHHH-!!!!

Pwwwaaahhh— thank you as always for staying with me even through the sudden, unhappy ways that all of life and the Earth itself seem to be impacted by my ongoing snacking! I’ll tell you though, I’m almost certain each and every major and notable city has probably been on my recent palette alongside the hundreds upon thousands of miles occupied by or cultivated around them… all in all, leading to quite the tectonic heft of a now country sizes bottomless gut, haha! I’d say the atmosphere and temperature can be felt changing for every new increment of latitude and longitude my belly takes up on the hemisphere, but I also honestly couldn’t tell you given how much of the same ol’ body heat my surface gives off because I’ve really been putting holes on the land as of late.

Other than that my only worry is that I'm being too cordial in the letters I send, I guess it's a bad habit I've never broken. I just hope you know that this is a wonderful experience that is far beyond what I can describe on paper.

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Ohhh don’t sweat it one bit, even if I am constantly adding miles UPON miles to my world spanning gut, I’m sure you’ll be able to outpace my appetite and add yourself among everything else! And I’m sure also there’s a chance my active gut rumblings and roaring will shake you up and forward towards my actual body’s way— at least, I assume so unless it’s rocking you along like mere debris haha.

It's a shame there isn't more life in our solar system for you to devour, but at least there's more than enough planetary mass to make up for it. Speaking of, What's gonna be the lucky planet you'll be devouring next?

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I’m surprised you were even able to stand along in the first place given how easily riled up and quaking my gut is 24/7… not to even mention whenever some peckish desires come my way and REALLY send my entire belly crashing like reenacted waves. Though I guess also having an entire moon to crash into your gut’s system and shake things up really takes a toll on structure and whatnot haha.

i hope something like that is still happening... that theres some alien civilization out there that can only watch as you glutt out and grow endlessly uwu

or better yet, for there to be some godly pantheon of divine beings seeing you gorge and writing you off as another lowly threat, until they end up taking a trip down your gullet. along with all their fancy marble pillars and temples >w<

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Who knows how far and deep alien life exists if any! I’d most certainly be excited personally if they did ‘cause I do quickly miss the aspect of knowing there is just life for me to treat myself to and stuff myself full of their rich history and long standing compassion with! Sorry, that last part was over my belly just RUMBLING terribly strong when imagining any capacity of alien life haha… that and if it featured like ENTIRE solar systems worth of advancements and “people” and whatnot because that’ll be at least over like 20 billion with all KINDS of different tech and sights to see and eat!

RRHHHHuurrrRRRROOoorrWWRRRRRGGGbbbBBGGHHRRRRrruuuURRRMMMBBbbBBRRRGNNNNGGgghhrRGHHHMNN…!!!!!!!!!

do you remember any of the especially notable lil snacks you devoured along your path :? id be cool hear an official ranking and review of all the landmarks, monuments, and wonders of the world from the person currently reducing them to mush and rubble!

taste, mouthfeel, presentation... the whole nine-yards! (or the whole 8000 miles, which i think is how big your gut is -3-)

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Oh gosh! I never did actually think of this once but just the thought of it alone is really exciting my guts from what it feels like! This is more than likely to be sort of into a rambling mess, not to mention I am to miss some out, but let me try to remember all of the wonderful little palettes this place once had…

Firrrst I can think of to start with is the Sydney House from what was Australia! Presentation wise that place was absolutely stunning to look at, especially when it was night and, despite how many people knew about me, there was still some events planned there with the mass concentration people there at the time so whatever what was being performed really made me full and appreciative of human art (and the fact that eating it more feels rather addicting haha). Taste wise I’d say it was pretty captivating in how the plasters of wood was like some baked good to the creamy, saily white top which I had stuffed down my maw in a single bite more or less at the time— the actual concrete foundations to make it part of that side salad was liiiike the equivalent of eating your plate, but not that I’m complaining, haha! Aaand how it felt on the mouth is that besides the one single sail popping out the other way, it really did all go down very smoothly and with no resistance beyond the people attending there! Even still, I’m not one for minding a bit of resistance or jaggedness and all, though it wasn’t that intentional with this one but still! I’d say like a 9/10 with this one (though a lot of the others might also be just as high because I TRULY can’t say no to eating and enjoying it haha.

There isss the chichen itza from what was Mexico, and I’d say ahead of time it is pretty low compared to the others— in I’d say the same ball park as stuff like stonehenge and all of those moai statues on that one island. Just merely some varied size amount of rock and rubble, often going down and out incredibly similarly to my time of eating entire landscapes but in a more “particular” shape. Though mouth feel like it IS generally better, especially when paired with the thought of driving home another part of humanity all for myself (though that’s with everything for me as of late haha). And as for taste, rock and whatnot from different kind of regions is prepped and weather in all too different ways, though I usually can’t tell that much but it did oddly give me the sensation of some raspberry pie left out on a sunny day at a windowsill if that makes any sense. 7/10 I’d say!

This is one I got to PRETTY quickly which was the statue of liberty and gosh did it take me back to my first thought of when I started eating people but… with some more imposing size to it for my even MORE imposing gut to demolish, haha! Not gonna lie, but when snarfing it down for myself, the irony of eating that copper centric lady before snacking on what was all of new york afterwards I think is what made me more hungry for various kinds of architecture and what have you… kind of silly, but it just felt like such a good experience! Taste wise, it wasn’t all of that I’d say, kind of hard to describe beyond just feeling rather smoky? Though it did REALLY go down all smooth and crashed hard into whatever was closest inside of my stomach at the time. Good ol’ 8/10 in my opinion!