Imagine saying that you like crackers. Hell, you like mid as fuck biscuits that only tastes like bread. But one day, a man approaches you to sell you a cracker. He tells you, that this cracker is made with a new material, that while artificial looking, tastes like what you love.
He hands you a sample. The "cracker," as he calls it, is very clearly a peace of cardboard. You say "no, I wont eat this." He insists, and you are possessed by a morbid curiosity, so you do take a bite.
It is cardboard. It is not a cracker. You despair at the mere existence of this non-cracker.
You say to the man, "this is horrible! Ugh, it doesnt even imitate a cracker correctly!" The man replies "sure! but many people have eaten this cracker, many people even say that it was far more pleasant than they thought."
At this knowledge you throw your hands up in anguish: For the man, in presenting a cracker that is not a cracker, for people fooling themselves into eating it out of mock-mockery, have made a new low for buisiness. You know that the world has worsened.
This is about the minecraft movie.
