So I have returned home from a great night out, I can't wait to jump into my super comfy bed, I turn the light on and go to walk to my dresser and HELLO! There is the mother of all spiders just chilling on my wall having a great time, I slowly back out of the room to find some insect spray to kill this bitch and after having no success decide il just capture it in a cup or something. Now a little known fact about massive ass spiders is that they are FUCKING MIND READERS because when I got back the spider was nowhere to be found, nowhere! I looked everywhere I can not see this mammoth spider, and now I have to sleep in the spare room so the spider doesn't eat me alive in my sleep. Thanks spider for taking over my bedroom you complete asshole! Now I will sleep with one eye open DAMMIT!