#humanfucker

I’ve always had a thing for humans. I mean, there’s a lot of physical appeal to them. They’re small and cute and have beautiful contours and big personalities but you can just overpower them at any time and rail the cuteness out of them and fuuuuck. But there’s much more to a human that I think goes underappreciated with fellow humanfuckers and the larger monsterfucker community at large.

A human has hands, soft and dexterous. It’s said that their sense of touch Is massively amplified on their fingertips. And humans are exceptionally skilled at the soft touch (They have a lot words for soft touch in their language, like stroke, pet, caress, ect, which only make sense when you realize how important it is in their culture). A slow, gentle trace down your spine or up your legs can activate nerve receptors other monsters simply cannot, and it can feel extremely pleasurable when a human is behind you gently rubbing their hands over your back. While many monsters use their strength to keep their mates from leaving, humans often rely on their soft touch, which feels so overwhelmingly pleasurable you don’t -want- to leave. If you ever wondered how a small human can wrangle such giant monsters like minotaurs or werewolves, that’s how.

And the reverse is also true, humans are the most physically sensitive creatures, with the majority of their body being highly erogenous zones. It’s as if they were evolved for lovemaking, and entire subcultures exist around the concept of sex. (EDIT – so I did some research and apparently many humans are skilled enough to practice an erotic art called Massage (muh sahj), and apparently their hands can have healing qualities to them, soothing your aching muscles and overall just feeling really fucking good. Unfortunately its best done on their own kind, since they know their own biology and are basically built to enjoy it best, but I’m hopeful there are humans that are learning on other monsters and getting good at Massage for them… God I hope so, anyway, I want to experience Massage.)

I love their voices. A human, in my opinion, has some of the most beautiful noises you could ever have the pleasure of listening to. You could be engaged in conversation with one and find yourself lulling to the beauty of their voice. You could be fucking one and listening to how cutely they moan and whimper, it functions like an aphrodisiac for their partners. Apparently they don’t actually have persuasive superpowers in sex, but I don’t think that’s right, since every time they’ve moaned for me to cum for them, I’ve burst immediately.

Unlike most monsters, humans don’t have a breeding season. They’re ready to go at any time (sometimes they may need coaxing though~, I’ll link some guides on seducing humans). Now, if you want to actually breed one of the females you’ll have to understand a bit more about their cycles, but generally speaking you can just have at it till they’re eventually impregnated.

Humans have sexual dimorphism like most other monsters, but what’s intriguing is just how wide a range that dimorphism is, and how easily its defied as well. Want a male with feminine features? An exceptionally strong masculine female? Value something in between? Or perhaps you want a gender with the opposite genitalia? There’s something for everyone, which in turn makes them one of the most accessible and popular monsters available. But like I’ve said before, there’s so much more to them than their physique.

I sure do love fleshy, fleshy humans. I love the way they intake oxygen and emit carbon dioxide. I really just can’t get enough of em’.

In fact, I love humans so much, this blog is no longer a robotgirl, robotfucker, objectum blog, it’s a.. humangirl, humanfucker, fleshum blog. Oh boy!! I sure do love being a cisgender, heterosexual, human-lover!! 🫀

That was my main thought when I was designing him, yes

Today had been a long day. Chris had thought the whole point of Buck getting them sent out here was to give Chris something of an easier quiet job. Something to help him relax after his family had died. But no such luck. It was a small town out in the middle of nowhere, probably why Buck thought it would be quiet. It was at least far from where everything had happened. Which Chris had to say was a good start.  But there were people around this city that liked to think the law didn’t apply to them. So, seeing a group of law men only served to annoy them. When it was people like Chris, they liked to push his buttons until they ended up in the back of his squad car and the receiving end of the infamous Larabee glare. Sometimes though he did enjoy that the place wasn’t as quiet as Buck was hoping. Kept him from getting too stuck in his own head. Still had some bad days though.

He had almost been done for the day. Just about over and he could have gone home. But of course, someone had to cause some kind of trouble. Said something about shots? Maybe? Chris wasn’t totally sure. Something had been a little off about the call. But he didn’t think it would be much more than some idiot who had a little too much to drink firing off shots or messing with some other toy he managed to find at his father’s place.

Well that had been the hope anyway. But when he got to where the call had said they had heard something it didn’t look like anything was there. A false alarm wouldn’t be a bad choice either. Got him out of here quicker without having to wonder what someone was going to do with a gun.

Hand resting on the gun he had on his side ready to pull it the moment something got his attention, Chris had been the closest here, so he of course was taking the call. He was starting to wonder if that was such a good plan. Maybe he should have waited on one of the other guys. It was quiet, sure, but that only seemed to make the whole feeling worse.

Frowning he finally found something. Looked like some semi that had broken down. Thing looked like it had seen better days. Was he just looking for someone that was lost? “Hello?” He called moving his flash light over the truck. “Anyone here?” Still on the look out for anything that would be a concern. “Got a call about something happening around here.” Still didn’t get any answer as he moved first to check the cab. After that he was planning to check the trailer. Give him something about what this thing was doing here. Cause he was pretty certain this thing hadn’t been here the day before.

*screams* ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

You need to be more specific than that. What sort of god are you?

Either way, there must be ways of withholding your full power, right? Just don't unleash it all and it should be fine!

Take it slow,