Humanfucker here, Humans are the most underrated Monsters
Iâve always had a thing for humans. I mean, thereâs a lot of physical appeal to them. Theyâre small and cute and have beautiful contours and big personalities but you can just overpower them at any time and rail the cuteness out of them and fuuuuck. But thereâs much more to a human that I think goes underappreciated with fellow humanfuckers and the larger monsterfucker community at large.
A human has hands, soft and dexterous. Itâs said that their sense of touch Is massively amplified on their fingertips. And humans are exceptionally skilled at the soft touch (They have a lot words for soft touch in their language, like stroke, pet, caress, ect, which only make sense when you realize how important it is in their culture). A slow, gentle trace down your spine or up your legs can activate nerve receptors other monsters simply cannot, and it can feel extremely pleasurable when a human is behind you gently rubbing their hands over your back. While many monsters use their strength to keep their mates from leaving, humans often rely on their soft touch, which feels so overwhelmingly pleasurable you donât -want- to leave. If you ever wondered how a small human can wrangle such giant monsters like minotaurs or werewolves, thatâs how.
And the reverse is also true, humans are the most physically sensitive creatures, with the majority of their body being highly erogenous zones. Itâs as if they were evolved for lovemaking, and entire subcultures exist around the concept of sex. (EDIT â so I did some research and apparently many humans are skilled enough to practice an erotic art called Massage (muh sahj), and apparently their hands can have healing qualities to them, soothing your aching muscles and overall just feeling really fucking good. Unfortunately its best done on their own kind, since they know their own biology and are basically built to enjoy it best, but Iâm hopeful there are humans that are learning on other monsters and getting good at Massage for them⌠God I hope so, anyway, I want to experience Massage.)
I love their voices. A human, in my opinion, has some of the most beautiful noises you could ever have the pleasure of listening to. You could be engaged in conversation with one and find yourself lulling to the beauty of their voice. You could be fucking one and listening to how cutely they moan and whimper, it functions like an aphrodisiac for their partners. Apparently they donât actually have persuasive superpowers in sex, but I donât think thatâs right, since every time theyâve moaned for me to cum for them, Iâve burst immediately.
Unlike most monsters, humans donât have a breeding season. Theyâre ready to go at any time (sometimes they may need coaxing though~, Iâll link some guides on seducing humans). Now, if you want to actually breed one of the females youâll have to understand a bit more about their cycles, but generally speaking you can just have at it till theyâre eventually impregnated.
Humans have sexual dimorphism like most other monsters, but whatâs intriguing is just how wide a range that dimorphism is, and how easily its defied as well. Want a male with feminine features? An exceptionally strong masculine female? Value something in between? Or perhaps you want a gender with the opposite genitalia? Thereâs something for everyone, which in turn makes them one of the most accessible and popular monsters available. But like Iâve said before, thereâs so much more to them than their physique.
â¤ď¸ Anyway, humans are the best monsters and I hope someday to meet one! â¤ď¸














