MediMex 13.04.2019 (2)

When the human meme becomes self aware 😂

If  you give humans a warp core they'll ask for somewhere to throw it into So you look in all of space for an abandoned star system. When they're finished watching the star explode They'll ask for another  And Another And when they're all gone, they'll ask you to make more  So you have to go to Vulcan to get some antimatter  the humans will want to go with you  When they get in the vulcan ship and feel how warm it is, they will want some lighter clothing When they put on the skimpiest of Vulcan clothing,  they will realize how hot they still are  And they will ask for some scissors They will start clothing,  but the holes they make remind them of the paper snowflakes they used to make as children So they will ask for some paper They will make paper snowflakes and airplanes When they are done, they will want to decorate the vulcan ship with their creations They will ask the Vulcans for supplies They will need tape and string When the paper snowflakes have been hung near the corridor, the humans will realize that the tape and string being visible ruins the effect They will ask the vulcans to help cover them up So they bring in a techy thing to make the strings invisible. This techy thing reminds them that the humans enjoy taking things apart. So they take the techy thing in their hands  and shout "HOLY FUCK" because they burned themselves on the techy thing that was meant to make the string invisible. The burns will need to be treated, and the techy thing pieces picked up from the floor. So the humans will ask for help completing these tasks They'll probably have to go to med bay They go down the corridor to go to the med bay And while there, they will see the sun outside the window  Seeing the sun reminds them of blowing up a different sun They will probably ask to blow up another And chances are... If you give them a sun, they'll ant a warp core to go with it inspired by this post: