#hubert.memes

"Addison Blake. I've heard him go by trouble with three legs once."

"Would giving you a Lawyer's Tongue be too obvious? I'm sure the students and faculty never tire of its use, and the Lawyer's Tongue plant is just as easy on the eyes as that tongue's owner. It's a very independent plant, sure of itself when facing adversity. Drought proof, but a little thirst now and again is healthy. For both the man and the plant. This is the part of the letter where you imagine me winking at you."

"Not every day a wolf comes my way, but I'm never one to turn down a handsome man or their flowers."

"What do the flora say about Mr. Solmere? It's tricky to choose for someone so impactful, but I think the blue hyacinth could be the best choice. While not the expected wolfs bane or vervain, the blue hyacinth often represents protection and loyalty, aspects of Alrich that he's proudest of. They often require a lot of support, sunlight, and sustenance, all found in abundance here for him in Wickerby."

"That's a pretty face, only right a pretty plant should match it."

"I would have had to say perhaps Witch Hazel, Harley Maguire does have the clear skin to match, but I thought it might have been too on the cute button nose. I decided on something unique and exotic looking Coleus. While bright and vibrant, the coleus also displays green frills along its edges. It can represent the green our Harley still has as he strives for more in his academic journey."

"That's a lot of men there... But I supposed I can offer a plant or two."

"Can't help show my bias for fellow faculty members, so let's start there. How about a basil plant for Professor Castellan? It is called the Witch's Herb after all. It's also been believed to be an aphrodisiac in the old days. Perhaps we should check how effect it is one of these days."

"Next is a well known pillar among the faculty of Wickerby, Soloman Westbrook. A sturdy man like this, one who has had to deal with many of the school students and faculty alike, seems like a very hardy and resourceful person. He would need a plant just as stubborn. One that comes to mind is the noble Apple Tree. The apple is found in the earliest depictions of magic, often depicted as harboring the biblical forbidden fruit. The can weather the most terrible of storms and survive the densest of frosts. Even as an animagus, Solomon would get to enjoy the tree's shade and its spoils."

"Finally, something for the students I suppose. Rohan Malhotra is a student who shows promise in my classes. One of a kind wonder and enthusiasm I expect to see year round. Early Druids used to think of the humble forest moss as a powerful tool for healing and spiritual rites. I see moss as a key to finding balance in care. Too much water and it rots, not enough and it will wither. Like plants, I hope Ro keeps his balance during his schooling journey."