Jul 19, 2025
i think sir hop should take advantage of his squire and convince crumb that part of his squire duties is letting hop use him as a cum rag <3
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i think sir hop should take advantage of his squire and convince crumb that part of his squire duties is letting hop use him as a cum rag <3
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Dumb ask maybe but WHHHHERE do you find the profic Hatchetfielders im so LONELY ‼️‼️‼️‼️
they've been here the whole time! /j
well you've found me so hi! :D obviously i have to mention my partner in crime, @/dearestbuttercup
there's also @/goodtreasure-n-greatcoin, @/paulmatthewsmicropenis and @/meatwithaspark; @/caninexbites, @/knothatchetfield and @/h4untedh4tchetfield
to be fair a lot of people (including me, sorry!) havent been too active lately, or theyve gotten into different fandoms
you might be also interested in joining the dead dove discord server me and buttercup run! if you're interested, you can DM me for more details :)
the proship hatchetfield community is small but we must persevere <3
btw SORRY if you're a hf dd blog and we interacted before and i forgot to mention you here. i have been gone for a bit and my memory is Bad in general
So you know that foldger's coffee commercial, Peter comes home for Christmas? You can look it up if you need to but trust me you will find it... anyway Pete isn't coming home for Christmas but Ted is lmao
YES i love the folgers incest commercial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i actually wrote a fic inspired by it where its pete coming home from college (on Ao3 here) but i might do another take this year with ted coming home (though its hilarious to imagine sending ted to africa............)?? idk
i always see spankoffskicest as The One Relationship ted doesnt fuck up. like fully "dating his own brother would fix him". Happily Ever After type of thing. Pete being the cure to the inherent tragedy and self-sabotage of teds life.
but what if it was Not? what if teds issues fuck up this too? what if ted starts messing with pete, they never talk about what it means, and then some time later ted just Stops because its not fun anymore and hes moved on to someone else. ted pulling away because he thinks its getting too serious and he finds pete too needy. ted being as callous and careless with pete as he is with literally everyone else. ted being an asshole to pete because thats what he is. ted fucking up his incestual relationship because thats what he does
pozzing spotted on your kinklist! my beloved i so rarely see it, and would love to know if you have any bugchaser/giftgiver hc's for hatchetfield characters?
(sorry i've been kinda absent because my hetchetfield obsession staarted weakening but im expecting it to come back now with the tgwdlm rerun.......)
anyway YES POZZING im so glad i get to talk about this haha its very niche
CW: consensual and non-consensual pozzing, rape
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ted forgets his phone or wallet or wtv at home & pete brings it to work for him....ted's so grateful that he fucks pete in the bathroom. idk i just think he would get suuuuch a kick out of fucking pete at the office do you see the vision......
@meatwithaspark
yes yes yes i DO see the vision!!!
oh ted would LOVE fucking his little brother at work. not just because he's a horny bastard who can't get through the work day without cumming at least twice, and having someone to help out with that is much nicer and much more fun than only having his own hand to rely on.
he loves the risk of getting caught. the possibility of someone catching them in the act thrills him. yes it would fuck up his life but deep down ted really wants everyone to know that he's fucking his little brother. he's usually super loud and gross about his conquests to anyone who will listen, and its eating him up inside that he can't praise pete's qualities to anyone.
and just. the whole, sneaking around, hiding, being quiet thing is so fun and hot. ted loves how embarrassed and anxious pete is over it, but pete Still never tells him no. partly he knows trying to change teds mind is pointless, partly hes just as big of a freak as his brother and the danger gets him hot as well.
ted loves to see the lengths pete will go to keep himself from making a noise. he thinks pete's pleasure looks even more intense when he has no vocal outlet for it
doing it in the bathrooms is probably making the risk higher. sure, ted could bend pete over his work desk, in his office, and feel so cool about it - but everyone at ccrp knows to give teds office a wide berth and, for all that is holy, never go inside, unless they wish to see something gross. so yeah, theres no fun in that, no risk. but the bathrooms? oh, people go there all the time. and obviously it would be super weird for two brothers to be in the same cubicle together. so, yeah, it's more fun.
honestly, ted might have left the thing at home on purpose, to have an excuse to ask pete to stop by, without his coworkers complaining that he's letting his little brother hang out in the office for no reason and without having to admit to pete outright that he misses him and needs him 24/7 because he's just That horny. pete wouldnt let him live that down, the little shit. ted doesnt mind admiting that he wants to fuck pete in the office, that's fine, but god hed get so big headed if ted confessed he just cant wait 8 hours to fuck him again...
also possibly ted using it as an excuse to do something to "reward" pete without really thinking of his own pleasure? listen, ted has ISSUES about intimacy, letting himself be vulnerable and all that shit. sometimes he just really wants to get on his knees and suck his little brothers cock, let pete fuck his face. or he wants to rim pete until he paints the cubicle wall with his cum. BUT he finds it hard to admit it that it's something he WANTS to do, for himself, and wants it bad enough to ask pete to visit him at work in the middle of the day. if he frames it like being grateful and rewarding pete for being soooooooo helpful, such a good brother.... its easier.
also ted and pete both love it when pete say his goodbyes to the people he knows (charlotte, paul, bill...) while his brothers cum is still on/inside his body. they are none the wiser
(i think ted would like sending pete home after he cums into pete's underwear.....)
(also something about ted fucking pete at work and partly seeing it as revenge of a kind on charlotte, who he used to fuck at work as well)
paul accompanies richie to a con because he wants to spend some quality time with his nephew
richie makes him cosplay an anime character so he "fits in" and doesnt cramp richie's style since richie is also going to be in cosplay
richie doesnt tell paul that the two characters they're dressed as are actually a couple in canon. he makes his uncle do a couples costume without him even knowing
ruth and richie are the BIGGEST spankoffskicest shippers. they overanalyze every single one of the brothers interactions and they regularly get off to the thoughts of them together.
ted and pete: *platonic, brotherly interaction* richie and ruth: thats going in my spankbank for later
ruth writes smut fic and richie does fanart (richie struggles drawing outright porn so it's mostly suggestive at best? and also theres french kissing. he gets their likeness pretty good though). they exchange works and make requests of one another. they discuss pete/ted in depth when its just the two of them
(one day pete accidentally finds one of ruths fics. at first he thinks its just ruths harmless friend-fic where they go on adventures together, but then richie and ruth actually leave within the first few lines and now him and ted are alone and shits getting weird and. theyre kissing. what)
(pete comes home from ruths feeling horrible and betrayed and he just wants to hug ted and feel okay but once they do hug he just feels way too fucking aware of every movement he or ted make and he cant even enjoy the hug because he cant stop overanalysing if its weird or not)