jesus fucking christ

i didnt expect it, but i have had three shocking things this session

1. karkats fucking slammer on AG

2. centaur porn

and 3. aradia having been dead this whole time

im not even sure how to expand on any of those things....... but i will

first off, heres my opinion on karkats fucking slammer:

this kid cracks me up but only when its necessary. i may hate him for his choice of vocab words, but i cant hate his personality because no matter what he does, that conversation was perfect. i dont like AG, but that was beautiful. he really broke AG down to her bare essentials, which is a mouldy foie gras just resting in the heat that nobody wants to touch. 

i mean, karkat himself? hes not even that bad, he just needs to chill the fuck out sometimes and keep off the slurs. but hes 13, so he better grow tf up soon. but yeah, hes growing on me. for better or for worse. im still skeptic, however.

but AG sucks ass, im sorry, but i do not like her at all

now, centaur porn:

saggy tits scares me

and finally, aradia having been dead the whole time:

this is probably the most shocked ive been since i found out karkat was an alien. which was pretty big. i will never get over that.

so she’s been dead????? AND YOURE NOT JOKING AROUND??? so nobody could see her?? not even when sollux looked out his window...?? i mean, its fairly obvious now, but thinking a character is already dead isnt necessarily something i theorize about daily. especially because i thought trolls with fully coloured eyes was normal considering sollux and uh

yeah sollux

so, aradia was just one TYPE of troll, not that she was dead

i mean, she needs a break, she needs happiness and i can only imagine how she was before the whole death thing. do any of her friends even know? do they know shes dead?????? thats so fucking sad wtf, she didnt tell anybody. what even happened? was it.......

i just ..... had ....a big fucking take

what if

AG

Yeah sorry for the stilted blogging here. I’m technically supposed to work right now, so that’s why it took longer than normal.

Well Terezi is a pretty good people person, in her own weird way. We get to meet Catgirl, and their roleplay thing was so adorable. And yeah, Terezi and Karkat don’t really hit it off well that much. Karkat has a bloated ego for a depressed boy, either that or an inferiority complex.