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WHAT?
wdym “you hold whatever the human equivalent of mating fondness for him is”
first of all?? i never even considered john and rose to be a thing tbfh yikes should i have? and two.... what is she implying? bc john basically just gushed about himself which is now “the human equivalent of mating fondness”. like what is the troll equivalent of mating fondness supposed to be in that case, if not gushing about their partner? do they.. idk .. stab each other to show love?
troll 1: man... i have to say smth...
troll 2: what?
troll 1: [stabs]
troll 2: [holding bleeding stomach] r-really...?? uwu swooooooon <3













