hpneedsmorecoffee replied to your post âthievinghippo replied to your post âI canât even look at that qunari...â
Cullen seems like he'd be pretty chiseled too. Low body fat from forgetting to eat, high muscle mass from obsessive training... (not that it matters for the armor but)
I actually imagine he has a little pudge, too, although not as much as Blackwall, because theyâre built differently. But while Iâm sure he does keep himself in good shape, right now he pretty much has a desk job. Getting a six-pack takes a lot of work, and I donât think heâd have the time, or the inclination to spend the time if he had it. (I do think heâs muscular, just not that defined.)
wemblinfool replied to your post âthievinghippo replied to your post âI canât even look at that qunari...â
i'm so glad i'm not the only one who thought it looked wrong. Like, Dorian surely works out but I don't think even he'd be built quite like that. Cassandra looked right, Dorian looked in the vicinity of right, everyone else looked Wrong.
Yeah, exactly. And even if they get a lot of exercise (which obviously some of them do), diet would still be an issue. If we go by historical examples (which I realize doesnât necessarily apply because this isnât history, but bear with me), their diets would be pretty high in fat and carbohydrates, with a good amount of meats, potatoes, and breads, at least in Ferelden (I imagine the cuisine gets more Mediterranean-like as we move further north). Theyâd also drink a lot of alcohol, since water contamination might be an issue. (Although magic might be able to help reduce the amount of diseases due to contamination, which would make that point moot.) Anyway, agreed, Dorian probably works out, but I doubt itâs THAT much.
tarysande replied to your post âthievinghippo replied to your post âI canât even look at that qunari...â
I think Cole's grosses me out the most. I mean, there are all these canonical reasons he has the wasted, waifish appearance he has. Dude's not doing 1001 situps every day. Ugh.
Is he not supposed to be ghostlike? Coleâs just makes me uncomfortable. Itâs so wrong.
servantofclio replied to your post âI canât even look at that qunari armor because it gives everyone abs...â
That armor is ridiculous. The abs mostly look stupid. Also, being stabbed in the gut is kind of a PROBLEM and armor should PREVENT THAT.
YES. Armor that bares the midriff makes no goddamn sense. Thatâs where most of your important organs are! There arenât even any bones to protect them! You might as well paint STAB ME across your inexplicably naked stomach.