#hpandtheprinter

((T: this thread is based entirely off of “yo, girl” from the heathers musical soundtrack, so warning for mentions of suicide. 

CAST LIST (in order of appearance):

Heather Duke - Jasmine @stopbeingartsy

Veronica - Cy @siriusfirstchocolatesecond

Ram - Book @bookworm3741

Kurt - Jack @askdeanthomass

Heather Chandler - T (myself)

Veronica’s Father - Elliot @askpadfootsiriusblack

Veronica’s Mother - Cori @askjamessirius

J.D. - E @hpandtheprinter

this was such a big project and i cannot thank everyone enough for their participation - seeing this come to life was incredible!!))

Hamlet: I’m just saying that if you’re good and beautiful,

far more easily than goodness can turn a whore back to a virgin.This used to be a great puzzle, but now I’ve solved it.

At the core... no matter how hard we try to be virtuous.

.Why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners? I’m fairly good myself, but even so I could accuse myself of such horrible crimes that it would’ve been better if my mother had never given birth to me! I am arrogant, vengeful, ambitious, with more ill will in me than I can fit into my thoughts, and more than I have time to carry it out in. Why should people like me be crawling around between earth and heaven? Every one of us is a criminal. Don’t believe any of us. 

 If you marry, I’ll give you this curse as your wedding present—be as clean as ice, as pure as the driven snow, and you’ll still get a bad reputation.

 Good-bye. Or if you have to get married, marry a fool, since wise men know far too well that you’ll cheat on them.