#howzer headcanons

Hi I have also fallen in love with Howzer, so I wrote a little about him! I have only seen the newest episode once, but I really really wanted to write! I can't wait to see more of him in the show 🥺💖

Rating: Pg

Warnings: Pure fluff!!!!

Word Count: 487

Playlist: If you want something to listen to while reading, I listened to this playlist while writing this! It has a similar energy to how I imagine Howzer's energy to be

Morning sex

Just

He loves it

okay, so this boy is a bottom, such a sub really

depending on his mood he has a degration or praise kink

can be a power bottom

loves clothed sex and you making him cum in his pants

orgasm control is so hot for him too, he´s putty in your hands

call him a good boy and he´ll cum on the spot

is into dumbification too 

just tell him how stupid you´re gonna fuck him and he´s gone

likes deepthroating you and fucking your mouth when he´s stressed

lowkey into it when you spit his cum right back into his mouth

will wear maid outfits etc

very obedient overall

pull his hair

public sex turns him on so much, just wants people to see you wreck him completely

loves overstimulation, cries so much during sex but begs you to keep going

Aww this is a fun one! I'm not as confident with Kix... (perhaps @dystopicjumpsuit or @wizardofrozz or @anxiouspineapple99 or @moonlightwarriorqueen would like to take a stab at him for this)

But you know I've got some *thoughts* about Howzer! ;)

Howzer Hearing You're Pregnant

Those big brown eyes got even bigger, eyebrows creeping up his forehead as he stared at you with disbelief and glee.

"Really?" he asked, for what feels like the fourteenth time. You laughed, starting to get flustered by his hesitancy to believe it.

"Yes!" you exhaled, a mocking exasperation tinging your joyful declaration.

"Oh, Love..." he murmured, expression softening into a vulnerable joy and boyish delight. He pulled you into a hug, squeezing tightly before releasing you suddenly with a gasp. "Oh! Sorry!" he chuckled, but you laughed along with him, shaking your head as you cupped his scarred cheek.

"You're not going to squish anything yet; it's the size of a pea," you reassured, glowing as he placed a reverent hand on your stomach, which was soft and supple. He gazed down at it for a moment, his gaze growing distant. "What are you thinking?" you asked quietly, inviting him back to the present as you dropped your hand from his cheek. He snapped back with a smile, lifting his face to yours.

"I'm thinking that I'm unbelievably lucky to get to be doing this with you," he answered, leaving his arms looped lightly around your waist. "Let's go open that Corellian wine!" He was determined to celebrate in any way he could think of, which made you chuckle.

"Go ahead, but I can't have any," you reminded him, and he slapped a palm to his forehead with a cheesy grin. He peered at you from behind his fingers, sheepishly and affectionately.

"I think I need to read up a little more," he admitted, and you murmured your agreement against his lips as you leaned against his chest to kiss him.

Random Howzer Headcanons… Earth AU Edition:

He’s as laid back as can be at home — grey sweatpants (mmhmm) and soft t-shirts with various cheesy puns or memories on them.

His partner loves to sleep in, but try as he might, he can’t stay in bed much longer than 8am. He actually enjoys waking up early, and while he feels like he should spend the time in a more “alpha male” kind of way (exercising or taking an ice bath or listening to some BS podcast), he honestly just likes the quiet tranquility before the day is all hustle and bustle.

He drinks coffee. With cream and sugar. Nothing too crazy. He’ll go for a seasonal latte with you sometimes, but anything sweeter is too much. His squad used to give him crap for not drinking the coffee black, but he isn’t swayed much by peer pressure anymore (he was as a shiny).

He’s got eclectic music taste… a bit of pop punk, a bit of alternative, a bit of random old stuff, a bit of rock n roll.

You even got him a lil drunk at a club once and got him dancing to a hip hop song, and he was doing his best to pop lock and drop it, but his moves looked like a white boy’s. It didn’t matter. You loved him even more for it.

He’s fairly easygoing overall, but if there’s a matter of injustice, he can get real serious real quick. It’s not a brash, macho kind of anger — it’s an intense, quiet rage that is chilling in its stark contrast to his usual cheerful demeanor. He asks a lot of questions, stares longer than usual, and makes very clear, intimidating statements with a low voice.

If he finds something he loves, it’s like he’s a little kid again. You took him quadding on sand dunes on a vacation, and he was tearin it up like a teenager. Rolled the quad a few times, finished the day covered in sand and scrapes and a huge smile.

He may look like a flawless hero carved from the rocks of heaven, but he has endearing little physical traits that no one but you would get the chance to notice — things like one single, stubborn ear hair that grows far longer than any one should, as well as a scar on his thigh that he swears looks like an arrow pointed up at his junk (he calls it his “air traffic controller”).

He tried an edible once at a concert and had a little more than he should for a first time. He was giggling for an hour, despite his best efforts to stifle it, and when he came back from the food tent with an entire cheese pizza, you thought he was going to climax after the first two bites, he was enjoying it so much.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. 😂

Canva Pro has been a dangerous investment for me. 🤣

That being said…

My writer’s block is dragging me down lately, as well as shifting anxiety/ADHD meds, soooo I figured a lil somethin fun and cute might help?

Please drop any and all Howzer-related asks in my box — headcanons, questions, scenes/actions/etc — and I’ll do my best to get to them in the next 36-48 business days. 😂🙈

I see him as a fierce fighter but as soon as the battle is over, he's fretting over it again. It's why he's not in his helmet as much as the other clones; can't mess up that gorgeous do!

Haha! Amazing GIF! And yes, I can see the consensus on this one!

Buttttt

I actually headcanon the opposite! 🤣🙈 But not entirely, so let me explain…

I think as a shiny, he was cocky and overconfident and insecure and spent a TON of time on his hair, but it was longer and always had to be perfectly messy.

But now that he’s seen some stuff and finally doesn’t care about it, he’s one of those damn lucky people who just always looks flawless with virtually no effort.

And perhaps old habits die hard, thus the lack of helmet most of the time. 😜

ALSO!! The absolute JOY it brought me to receive this random Howzer headcanon!! Thaaaank you! My inbox is allllways open for those!

- he once messed up a cake he was baking because he used blue milk with a white cake recipe. When he went to pull it out, the batter mixed and baked in such a way that it was nearly the same shade as his armor accent pieces.

- he's got the smolder down to a science. If he needs to turn on the charm, it shall be done.

Haha!! Love the cake one! A true happy accident, a la Bob Ross. 😜