#howya

Fawful mask

“My first-ever artifact! This was the mask of a shyguy from Fawful’s army. That guy sure liked putting his face on everything!”

History Degree

“My diploma, eyyyyyy! This proves I’m a real historian, not just a conspiracy theorist!”

Geno (on a stick?)

“My pride and joy! This was from an arcade machine in Little Fungitown. I would’ve bought the whole machine but they were going to refurbish it, I think. It’s a knockoff obviously, if it was The Original I wouldn’t be holding it like this.”

Mallow plush

“When the current ruler of Nimbus Land took the throne, they made these plushies in celebration! Pretty cute, huh? If you’re going to nimbus land, take the bus! Climbing all the beanstalks to get there is awful.”

Fawful poster

“It’s not that weird to have Fawful propaganda, it’s got historical value! …I’ve got a few extra in the back, if you want to buy one.”

Fawful keychain

“For some reason there was a lot of Fawful merchandise made in the very short amount of time he was in power. This one is supposed to make sound when you press the button …it doesn’t work.”

Beanstar lamp

“I made this lamp myself!”

Aero “taxidermy”

“It might look like a normal arrow, but it’s a machine from another dimension! It’s a relic from the Smithy invasion- one of my favorite takeovers!!! …Is it weird to have favorite takeovers?”

Last resort snow globe