#howly notes

i genuinely feel really weird sleeping in my bed and not like a little cozy dog bed with the corners to rest ur head on, i love curling up in my normal bed thinking its a dog bed but its not. i hope to get one soon

please do dip ur phalanges into the lake please. Please i am a nice leech and i will not latch onto you i just wanna see. dip ur whole body into the lake. Just for funsies

i want to be a service dog, i want to go to service dog training school and get certified i wish i could be perceived as a service dog and wear my working harness loud and proud with like "do not touch, im working" patches

being a zombiedogthing is like i am undead and also unwanted

i love the internet bcoz here i am viewed as i want to be but then i go outside and remember other people actually dont see my fur and my flapping wings and my halo and my leechiness

i love tumblr bcoz currently yipping abt the dog show and who won and seeing muttuals like "omg i won" or "oh my dog thats me" i hope we all saw ourselves on tv today heheh