#howlingmonster

SCREAMS IN YOUR FACE

ahem alternate universe where they are a mostly healthy couple leT ME LIVE IN THIS WORLD OKAY

collects rocks

wtf derek he's such a nerd. i bet he's got like a lil glass case for them and kate's like "i'm dating a huge dweeb" (but she thinks it's kinda cute he gets real excited about them)

takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep

derek like CONSTANTLY bc he thinks kate is so pretty when she sleeps. obvs she threatens him with a swift death if he ever posts them anywhere but he doesn't care he has a lil folder in his phone for them

gets drunk and breaks shit

KATE GOD OMG she's the most destructive drunk derek has to chase her around bars and make sure she doesn't start a fight. they're banned from like 5 bars bc of her

can’t swim

i think they both can probably swim but what if kate couldn't omg. she just grabs onto derek and clings to him and he swims around with her hanging off of his neck

remembers to feed the fish

derek omg he'd love that lil fishy. kate calls it names but she helps him clean the tank and one time he catches her giving the lil guy extra food just because

puts up christmas decorations in november

kate omg. she knows derek gets kinda bummed about being a christmas baby so she fills the house with christmas cheer and birthday banners with jesus crossed out and derek's name scrawled in its place

sends inappropriate texts and snapchats while the other is in a meeting

omg kate would def do this while derek is at work but he gets her back when she's at family dinner and she chokes on her peas

makes sims just to drown them in the pool

kate LOL she loves doing that. derek's like "why they didn't do anything to you" "BUT LOOK AT THEM IT'S GREAT"

brings the other coffee at work

derekkkk bc he's a big squishy bean and he spoils kate

takes gym locker room selfies

kate omg she posts pics of her biceps and sends ab shots to derek and he's like "lord give me strength"

signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class

omg they'd make it a competition. who can sign us up for the weirdest class. it'd start normal with tennis and salsa and quickly turn into tap dancing and art of basket weaving or something idk

forgets to charge the other’s ipad and leaves it dead on the coffee table

who is surprised by this request NOT ME

(for those of you who don't know the ot3 is grell x eric x william bc i am a giant weeaboo thanks to ali)

collects rocks

will bc he's a fCKIN nerd

takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep

grell 100% she's always taking pics of her boys and posting them on instagram or printing them out and sticking them on the fridge bc they're so cute. eric drools and sometimes will falls asleep with his glasses smushed up and it's adorable

gets drunk and breaks shit

ERIC but also grell. god forbid they get drunk together bc EVERYTHING is in danger then it's a mess, poor william

can’t swim

hmmmm grell. she's too busy lounging beside the pool looking like a goddess what does she need to swim for. (one time she falls in the pool/gets pushed in and for the rest of the outing she glares at everyone while looking like a drowned cat)

remembers to feed the fish

eric didn't even know they had a fish tbh. grell probably brought it home and then forgot about it so now will is in charge and he feeds it and cleans the tank and stuff

puts up Christmas decorations in November

GRELL she starts prepping for christmas november first but her boys refuse to have decorations up until after thanksgiving so she has to wait and wait and WAIT but it's worth it bc then she can go all out

sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting

GRELL CONSTANTLY usually eric is in the pics tho and poor will is trying to hide his boner from his boss

makes Sims just to drown them in the pool

eric bc he's a weirdo. grell helps tho she'll design the sims and then let eric kill them

brings the other coffee at work

well eric owns a coffee shop soOOO he and grell bring home coffee all the time and grell bothers will at work with the excuse that she's bringing him coffee

takes gym locker room selfies

i kNOW you don't want eric to be the type that works out really BUT locker room selfies you know he would. "working out with the bros" with like alan's leg in the bottom corner and half of ronnie's head beside his

signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class

omfg. i bet will would sign them up for something practical like baking or something and it's a DISASTER eric doesn't take it seriously and grell gets into a fight with the teacher so he doesn't try that again but they actually LOVED IT so grell signs them up for tennis and eric's like "i bet we could do hot yoga" and it's just a mess

forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table

I ASKED FOR ASKS LIKE A MILLION HOURS AGO ALI AND I ONLY GOT ONE SO PTHTHTH!!!

i don't have any funny stories i'm a loser JUST KIDDING last night my mom and i were watching phineas and ferb and idk if any of you guys watch it but you know when major monogram says agent p he says the "p" like REALLY forcefully??? like idek how to explain it but if you've watched it you know you get me. anyway my mom was like "i like how he says that. agent p" aND SHE SAID P EXACTLY LIKE HOW HE DOES. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING I WAS LAYING DOWN ON THE FLOOR CACKLING

you know my fave band rn ali you dragged me down into this kpop hell with you it's vIXX the babes. the number one babes aND HOW DARE YOU ASK ME TO CHOOSE I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!

Tagged by tsunemorisakane! Thanks so much <33

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

Howl's Moving Castle

The Holiday

How to Train Your Dragon

Love Actually

R.E.D.

Die Hard

The Princess Bride

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

Pride and Prejudice

Spirited Away

Castle in the Sky

Harry Potter (all)

Across the Universe

The Lion King

Tagged by: ciellordphantomhive ((Thanks again, Tania! Though you probably know most of these answers by now lol))

TAGGING: idek howlingmonster, surveydorks, phantomhyve or anyone else who wants to! i literally just picked random mutuals baha