Howler
From: Lily Luna Potter
To: James Sirius Potter
transcript:
JAMES SIRIUS POTTER! HOW DARE YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE AND RUIN THE START OF THE SCHOOL YEAR LIKE THAT! I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE THAT YOU HAVE NOT BEEN BLESSED WITH THE BIGGEST AMOUNT OF PROPERLY FUNCTIONING GREY CELLS BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE TO GO AROUND AND PROVE IT TO EVERYONE!
NEXT TIME YOU START BULLYING PEOPLE UNDER THE DISGUISE OF A PRANK I WILL BE SENDING MORE THAN JUST A HOWLER. OH AND BY THE WAY WHY THE HELL DID YOU CHOOSE PINK? WHAT KIND OF MISOGYNISTIC STATEMENT IS THAT?
*Donald trump voice* SAD POTTER. VERY SAD.
*Normal voice* Oh and hi Albus, congratulations on your slytherin sorting. I’m sure you’ll do great. And however difficult it may seem try not to murder our brother. Thanks.
