#houseglover

Somebody please tell me that when Lord Robett Glover cheered on Jon Snow SOMEBODY said "Thank you, Darling." #timmcinnerny #captaindarling #blackadder #gameofthrones #robettglover #houseglover

Yeah, it's House Glover. Like "one who gloves." And the sigil is a glove. I don't know, man, because House Fucking It's A Wolf But Like Slightly Bigger was taken. When your granddude shows up late at the Sigil Store during the sale, you kinda have to make do with what's left. ALL the animals are taken. Papa G was like "gimme a jaguar" and they said "there aren't any jaguars in Westeros" and he was like "well there's no jaguars in Jacksonville either" and they said "where is Jacksonville, also you can't have a cat because the Lannisters have a cat." Those motherfuckers got a monopoly on cats? Now we're stuck buying off the rack 'cause of those bottle-blonde patent trolls. Worst part was everyone kept calling us "Fister" instead of "Glover" and that led to a whole week of awkward conversations with my son Mittens. Could be worse, though. You know the Boltons? That whole "Flayed Man" thing? Yeah that was just a dude doing a jumping jack. They flipped that shit upside down and started cutting bros open just to look tough. Things are looking up for your boy Glovey, though. Last wee a group of black guys reached out about buying the sigil off of us. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot we have no frame of reference for black people in this part of the world. They're...actually there's no way for this to break right for me.