I do turn into a little Ormund Hightower myself as soon as I step foot onto public transport during summer.
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I do turn into a little Ormund Hightower myself as soon as I step foot onto public transport during summer.
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Man who converted all his gold dragons to Daeroncoin after hearing the local town crier announce the aftermath of the Battle of Tumbleton:
RIP Ormund Hightower 😔✌️ You would've loved Bath and Body Works 😂😭
“Rude man who shushes please call. This man has the nerve to shush a complete stranger.”
Shitpost: targaryens discover an interesting funeral policy online.
Alicent: I'm going shopping anyone wants something.
Aegon: Mom do you know the law about cannibalism.
Alicent: why. What is happening.
Aegon: i dont know, I suppose I just woke wondering what would happen. Is it a jail offense. A death offense.
Daeron: someone dies alright.
Aemond: Internet is free.
Aegon: yes.
Daeron: indeed. If only someone could be bothered to type it out. Alas. I am stuck on my Nintendo switch saving Zelda.
Aegon: I thought you saved zelda yesterday?
Daeron: I am her loyal Knight. Plus theres multiple games. With multiple zeldas.
Aegon : how does that work...
Aegon: anyway. A real shame we wont know how cannibalism works with the law and all.
Aegon: I suppose we will never know
Aemond:*typing* I hate you all I hate you all
Alicent: im gonna go shopping.....
Helaena: bye mom have fun! So aemy what does it say?
Aemond: it is ...punishable?
Aegon:? Why did i hear a question mark.
Aemond: Wait I found this funeral site Q&A let me look it up.
Aegon:* reads along*
Both: what the fuck.
Daeron, reading the response: "while I am not aware of the laws in Dorne or the Iron islands, the act of cannibalism is indeed a punishable offense in most of the Seven Kingdoms. There are however better ways to get rid of a corpse than to eat it. Have you considered looking at our beautiful funeral services??"
Daeron: ten out of 10 advertising not gonna lie.
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I feel Ormund declaring Daeron as king must be taken with a healthy pinch of salt. I, too, would be acting up in a high stress situation if I was perpetually off my tits on poppers.
Aegon referring to Aemond’s “scabby little eye” made me absolutely crease with laughter. It reminds me of when my cousin came off of his bike and scuffed up his forehead when we were kids, and me and the rest of my cousins spent an entire summer referring to him as “pus face”.
Say what you will about the questionable writing of this show, but the ability to capture peak petty sibling energy in a medieval setting is simply unmatched.
Looks like Alys has been mopping the floors with Aemond’s weave while he’s asleep.